《The Mule Session(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian

[00:00:07] My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean

[00:00:13] My sister's on the dope

[00:00:14] And my brother always picks his nose

[00:00:19] And Daddy's only happy

[00:00:20] When he's wearing Mama's pantyhose yeah

[00:00:24] I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times )

[00:00:30] Then my dog got in the freeze box he ate everything I got

[00:00:35] But I've got my mule

[00:00:42] He's a very very nice mule

[00:00:48] He walks with me home from school

[00:00:54] Cause he's a very very nice mule

[00:01:03] When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel

[00:01:09] But now he prefers to dine on his own stool

[00:01:16] He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul

[00:01:22] Cause he's a very very pious mule

[00:01:30] When he sees a picture of a carrot

[00:01:32] He has a tendency to druel

[00:01:36] On Halloween he tries to scare me

[00:01:39] By dressing up as a ghoul

[00:01:45] He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel

[00:01:52] Cause he's a very very Old school mule

[00:01:59] A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool

[00:02:07] He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec Center pool

[00:02:14] When I break down on the side of the road

[00:02:16] He shows up with unleaded fuel

[00:02:21] He's a devoted fan of Ms Paula Abdul

[00:02:30] And also approves of the recent

[00:02:32] Makeover of former folkie Jewel

[00:02:48] When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated

[00:02:50] He just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool'

[00:02:55] Cause he's a very very monogamous mule

[00:03:08] Porkchop Wake up man the session's not over

[00:03:11] After several well-publicized arrests for public urination

[00:03:14] He now drinks exclusively O'Doul

[00:03:19] And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club

[00:03:22] To show kids smoking isn't cool

[00:03:28] His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel'

[00:03:31] No it's 'Hound Dog'

[00:03:34] The Mule Session (Album Version) - Adam Sandler