《(I Can’t Play) Basketball》歌词

[00:00:00] (I Can't Play) Basketball - Jimmy Fallon

[00:00:00] Written by：Jimmy Fallon/Gerard Bradford/Jerry Murray

[00:00:00] Yo Are you ready for some air ball throwin'

[00:00:02] Free throw blowin no look where I'm goin'

[00:00:05] Free style flowin'

[00:00:06] You are in my house baby

[00:00:08] Well it's tip off time and I'm off the tip

[00:00:11] Walkin' to the bench and I sit bite my lip

[00:00:15] Bustin' out rhymes standin' in line

[00:00:17] 'Cause it's garbage time

[00:00:17] 'Cause I'm calm I'm cool

[00:00:19] And I collected eighteen shots

[00:00:21] That got rejected

[00:00:23] I'm not Corey Feldman

[00:00:24] I'm not Corey Haim

[00:00:24] I got a license to drive

[00:00:26] But I ain't got game

[00:00:27] Jimmy what do you say

[00:00:31] You can't play basketball

[00:00:36] Jimmy what do you say

[00:00:41] You can't play basketball

[00:00:46] Wear my socks high

[00:00:46] 'Cause it makes me feel cool

[00:00:48] I don't know how to dribble

[00:00:49] But I know how to drool

[00:00:50] People always say that

[00:00:51] I'm a basketball fool

[00:00:52] I got a little tiny hoop cold floatin' in my pool

[00:00:55] Played my friend's dog on a twenty dollar bet

[00:00:57] I took him to the hole I took him to the vet

[00:00:59] Shoot from the three every chance I get

[00:01:01] I call it in the air nothin' but nothin'

[00:01:04] Jimmy what do you say

[00:01:08] You can't play basketball

[00:01:13] Jimmy what do you say

[00:01:17] You can't play basketball

[00:01:22] Okay here's my chance the open lane

[00:01:25] Don't get nervous don't sweat everyone's watchin'

[00:01:28] You can do it man I mean just dribble up

[00:01:31] Don't double dribble just dribble normal

[00:01:33] Don't show everyone

[00:01:34] That you can dribble superfast

[00:01:34] Between your legs like you

[00:01:35] Do in your driveway

[00:01:36] No this is in front of people on the court

[00:01:38] I'm gonna go up in the air

[00:01:39] I'm gonna dunk it as hard as I can

[00:01:40] 'Cause usually

[00:01:41] I'm on the other end people dunkin' on me

[00:01:43] I'm used to some 7 foot dude's

[00:01:45] Thingy gettin' smacked in my face

[00:01:47] I still got the bruise to prove it

[00:01:49] But I ain't gonna take that

[00:01:50] Nickname Dick Bruiseface lyin' down

[00:01:52] My name ain't Dick Bruiseface

[00:01:54] Well listen up ya'll

[00:01:55] You know I'm not tall

[00:01:56] My name was never written on the bathroom wall

[00:01:58] I'm gonna say

[00:01:59] What's up I'm gonna take the pump

[00:02:01] 'Cause I'm a movin' pick

[00:02:02] I'm gonna shoot some bricks

[00:02:03] So I huff and puff

[00:02:04] I say enuff z'nuff

[00:02:05] I'd rather watch Ahmad Rashad

[00:02:06] On the inside stuff

[00:02:07] Say

[00:02:08] Jimmy what do you say

[00:02:11] You can't play basketball

[00:02:17] Jimmy what do you say

[00:02:21] You can't play basketball

[00:02:26] Jimmy what do you say

[00:02:30] You can't play basketball

[00:02:35] Jimmy what do you say

[00:02:39] You can't play basketball