《Goyim Friends》歌词

[00:03:16] All my goyim friends are making up their lists

[00:03:16] And all my goyim friends get some pretty sweet gifts

[00:03:16] Like snowboards, cell phones, paintball guns and iPods

[00:03:16] Memberships to the last restricted golf clubs

[00:03:16] But we, we will march on

[00:03:16] Six-pack of socks from each of our Moms

[00:03:16] It's oh so wrong

[00:03:16] But we will march on

[00:03:16] And all my goyim friends are eating up their ham

[00:03:16] Honey-glazed, baked to perfection

[00:03:16] With dinner rolls, gravy boats and turkey

[00:03:16] Crиme brulйe, cherry pie, and fruitcake (yuck)

[00:03:16] But we, we will march on

[00:03:16] With General Tsao and egg foo yong

[00:03:16] Takeout's not wrong

[00:03:16] And we will march on

[00:03:16] We have heard all of our goyim friends say

[00:03:16] How lucky we are to get off each holiday

[00:03:16] Like Tu BiSh'vat, Purim and Rosh Hashanah

[00:03:16] Passover, Sukkot and Simchat Torah

[00:03:16] And we, we have more stuff

[00:03:16] From holiday fun

[00:03:16] All the day long

[00:03:16] While they have none

[00:03:16] And we have marched on

[00:03:16] We've got the day off

[00:03:16] And another day off

[00:03:16] See ya Monday!