《咸酸叔叔》歌词

[00:00:00] 咸酸叔叔 - Rebelman/Thauma

[00:00:03] 词：Rebelman

[00:00:06] 曲：Thauma

[00:00:09] 又到一年一度

[00:00:10] 好似跌落一个圈套

[00:00:11] 你每次来

[00:00:12] 天气预报都好似乱报

[00:00:14] 你嘅性格真系令我好鬼死苦恼

[00:00:16] 我惊 有日变成寂静岭嘅俘虏

[00:00:19] 你中意 咸咸湿湿

[00:00:20] 刺激下啲南蛮

[00:00:21] 放烟雾

[00:00:22] 我望住个天有无仙女下凡

[00:00:24] 我想问

[00:00:24] 你系整蛊专家定系撒旦

[00:00:26] 跣死你嘅地板

[00:00:27] 就好似装咗机关

[00:00:28] 我闻到有脚气味

[00:00:30] 有死老鼠嘅糜烂

[00:00:31] 至弊系啲衫

[00:00:32] 堆到你唔得闲

[00:00:33] 睇住靓衫唔干

[00:00:34] 阿姐佢话个心好烦

[00:00:36] 负能量一百万

[00:00:37] 着极都觉得好残

[00:00:38] 皱到你都照着

[00:00:39] 怪唔得有阵臭汗味

[00:00:41] 搞到我反胃

[00:00:42] 饭都呕出黎

[00:00:43] 仲边有咁出奇

[00:00:45] 求你咪出黎

[00:00:46] 有妖气

[00:00:46] 仲有一股沼气

[00:00:48] 当夏天同冬天

[00:00:49] 佢哋生左一个

[00:00:50] Babe

[00:00:51] 湿到一扑一碌

[00:00:52] 咁春天同秋天

[00:00:54] 比边个杀咗

[00:00:55] 湿名

[00:00:56] 佢叫咸酸叔叔

[00:00:57] 当夏天同冬天

[00:00:58] 佢哋生左一个

[00:01:00] Babe

[00:01:01] 湿到一扑一碌

[00:01:02] 咁春天同秋天

[00:01:03] 比边个杀咗

[00:01:04] 湿名

[00:01:06] 佢叫咸酸叔叔

[00:01:07] 望住整个广东

[00:01:08] 嘅市民有啲怕怕

[00:01:09] 无花假

[00:01:10] 你每次过黎度假好鬼邋渣

[00:01:12] 无啦啦 行出街

[00:01:13] 好似踩紧Roller

[00:01:14] 计我话 关好门窗

[00:01:15] 否则乜都假

[00:01:16] 过门都系客

[00:01:17] 但距钻窿钻罅

[00:01:19] 水蒸气 谷到恒

[00:01:20] 你要一统天下

[00:01:21] 唯有送你一只主题曲

[00:01:22] 迫る 馊噶

[00:01:24] 一时冻到鸠缩缩

[00:01:25] 一时焗到shock啦

[00:01:26] 痴胶花 眼花花

[00:01:27] 又有天然桑拿

[00:01:28] 你知吗

[00:01:29] 成个城市变晒

[00:01:30] It g ma

[00:01:31] 戴口罩

[00:01:31] 无面见人变晒蒙面超人

[00:01:33] 吸一啖

[00:01:34] 呢种感觉简直就系超晕

[00:01:36] 晕到欲仙欲死

[00:01:37] 食咗8包万宝路

[00:01:38] 司机大佬都话

[00:01:39] 能见度太过恐怖

[00:01:40] 无仙人指路

[00:01:41] 都唔知去咗边度

[00:01:43] 只见到

[00:01:43] 马路有路人腾云驾雾

[00:01:45] 当夏天同冬天

[00:01:46] 佢哋生左一个

[00:01:48] Babe

[00:01:49] 湿到一扑一碌

[00:01:50] 咁春天同秋天

[00:01:51] 比边个杀咗

[00:01:52] 湿名

[00:01:54] 佢叫咸酸叔叔

[00:01:55] 当夏天同冬天

[00:01:56] 佢哋生左一个

[00:01:57] Babe

[00:01:58] 湿到一扑一碌

[00:02:00] 咁春天同秋天

[00:02:01] 比边个杀咗

[00:02:02] 湿名

[00:02:03] 佢叫咸酸叔叔