《I’m Old Enough To Be Your Zaide》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm Old Enough To Be Your Zaide - Rick Moranis

[00:00:06] I love the sound of your voice

[00:00:08] You purr like a vintage rolls royce

[00:00:11] But I simply have to question your choice

[00:00:14] When you could be with any one of many boys

[00:00:18] I love the look in your eye

[00:00:21] The color of a tel aviv sky

[00:00:23] But I just have to ask you why

[00:00:26] When you could have your pick of any other guy

[00:00:30] We're not on the same page

[00:00:31] So darling act your age

[00:00:33] You're digital and I'm still beta

[00:00:36] I'm old enough to be your zaide

[00:00:40] I love the touch of your hand

[00:00:43] Can you tell me if I have a swollen gland

[00:00:46] Why are we here

[00:00:47] This musical got panned

[00:00:49] I wish the manager would just turn down the band

[00:00:53] This nightlife's for the birds

[00:00:54] I'm choking on my words

[00:00:55] I need the heimlich

[00:00:56] Someone call a big waiter

[00:00:59] I'm old enough to be your zaide

[00:01:03] I can't believe how you invigorate me

[00:01:09] Oh how I love to reciprocate the way you sate me

[00:01:15] But then my mind imagines

[00:01:17] How your parents must hate me

[00:01:21] Thank god for cheap generics that inflate me

[00:01:28] Now get off of my lap

[00:01:29] I gotta take a nap

[00:01:30] You're asking questions

[00:01:31] While I'm trying to lead a seder

[00:01:34] I'm old enough to be your zaide

[00:01:50] I lied on jdate

[00:01:56] Go get yourself a playdate

[00:02:02] I love the touch of your skin

[00:02:05] Are you sure we're not committing a sin

[00:02:08] If something happens notify my next of kin

[00:02:11] My daughter marla's got the safe deposit pin

[00:02:15] It's ten o'clock

[00:02:15] I'm tired

[00:02:16] And look at you

[00:02:17] You're wired

[00:02:18] The news is on

[00:02:19] They're talking about al qaeda

[00:02:21] I'm old enough to be

[00:02:22] Be careful of my knee

[00:02:24] I need a cup of tea

[00:02:25] My left eye's bothering me

[00:02:28] I'm old enough to be your zaide