《Funky Cold Medina》歌词

[00:00:00] Funky Cold Medina - Renegade Stars

[00:00:58] I dig it

[00:01:02] Go cooling at a bar

[00:01:03] And I'm looking for some action

[00:01:05] But like Mick Jagger said

[00:01:07] I can't get no satisfaction

[00:01:09] The girls are all around

[00:01:11] But none of them wanna get wit' me

[00:01:13] My threads are fresh and I'm lookin deaf

[00:01:14] Yo what's up with L-O-C

[00:01:17] The girls are all jocking

[00:01:18] At the other end of the bar

[00:01:20] Drinking with some no name chump

[00:01:22] When they know that I'm the star

[00:01:24] So I got up and strolled over

[00:01:26] To the other side of the cantina

[00:01:27] I asked the guy why you so fly

[00:01:29] He said funky cold medina

[00:01:46] This brother told me a secret

[00:01:48] On how to get more chicks

[00:01:50] Put a little medina in your glass

[00:01:52] And the girls'll come real quick

[00:01:54] It's better than any alcohol

[00:01:55] Or aprhodisiac

[00:01:57] A couple of sips of this love potion

[00:01:59] And she'll be on your lap

[00:02:01] So I gave some to my dog

[00:02:03] When he began to beg

[00:02:05] And then he licked his bowl

[00:02:06] And he looked at me

[00:02:07] And did the wild thing on my leg

[00:02:09] He used to scratch and bite me

[00:02:10] Before he was much much meaner

[00:02:12] But now all the poodles run to my house

[00:02:15] For the funky cold medina

[00:02:17] Y'know what I'm saying

[00:02:19] I got every dog in my neighborhood

[00:02:20] Breaking down my door

[00:02:22] I got Spuds McKenzie

[00:02:23] Alex from Stroughs

[00:02:25] They won't leave my dog alone

[00:02:26] With that Medina pal

[00:02:31] I went up to this girl

[00:02:32] She said ＂Hi my name is Sheena＂

[00:02:35] I'd thought she'd be good to go

[00:02:36] With a little funky cold medina

[00:02:38] She said ＂I'd like a drink＂

[00:02:40] I said hmm OK I'll go get it

[00:02:42] And then a couple of sips

[00:02:43] She cold licked her lips

[00:02:44] And I knew that she was wit' it

[00:02:46] So I took her to my crib

[00:02:47] Everything went as well as planned

[00:02:49] But when she got undressed

[00:02:51] It was a big ol' mess

[00:02:52] Sheena was a man

[00:02:54] So I threw him out

[00:02:55] I don't fool around

[00:02:56] With no Oscar Mayer Weiner

[00:02:57] You must be sure you're girl is pure

[00:02:59] For the funky cold medina

[00:03:02] Y'know what a man

[00:03:05] This is the eighties

[00:03:07] And the Loc is down wit' the ladies

[00:03:15] Break it down

[00:03:46] Black in the saddle

[00:03:47] Lookin' for a little affection

[00:03:49] I took a shot as a contestant

[00:03:51] On the Love Connection

[00:03:53] The audience voted

[00:03:54] And y'know they picked a winner

[00:03:56] I took my date to the Hilton

[00:03:58] For medina and some dinner

[00:04:00] She had a few drinks

[00:04:02] I'm thinking soon what I'll be getting

[00:04:04] Instead she started talking about

[00:04:06] Plans for our wedding

[00:04:07] So I grabbed my coat and

[00:04:08] Said ＂Baby I'll be seeing ya＂

[00:04:12] That's why I found you don't fool around

[00:04:13] With the funky cold medina

[00:04:17] Y'know what I'm sayin'

[00:04:18] That medina's a monster

[00:04:21] Funky cold medina