《What Is Pornography?(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] But that's the problem with this country

[00:00:01] One of the many but this whole issue of sexuality

[00:00:04] And pornography which I don't understand

[00:00:05] What pornography is I really don't To me pornography is

[00:00:08] You know spending all your money and not educating

[00:00:10] The people in America and spending it instead on weapons

[00:00:12] That's pornographic to me that's totally filthy

[00:00:15] And etc etc down the line you all in your f**king

[00:00:18] Hearts know the goddamned arguments okay great

[00:00:22] But no one knows what pornography is

[00:00:24] Supreme Court says pornography is anything

[00:00:26] Without artistic merit that causes sexual thought

[00:00:29] That's their definition essentially No artistic merit

[00:00:32] Causes sexual thought Hmm

[00:00:37] Sounds like every commercial on television doesn't it

[00:00:44] You know when I see those two twins on

[00:00:45] That Doublemint commercial I'm not thinking of gum

[00:00:53] I am thinking of chewing maybe that's the connection

[00:00:56] They're trying to make What You've all seen that

[00:01:02] Busch beer commercial where the girl in the short

[00:01:04] Hot pants opens the beer bottle on her belt buckle

[00:01:06] Leaves it there and it foams over her hand

[00:01:08] And over the bottle and the voice over goes Get yourself

[00:01:12] A BUSCH Hmm you know what that looks like Nah no way

[00:01:24] I'll tell you the commercial they'd like to do

[00:01:25] If they could and I guarantee you if they could

[00:01:26] They'd do this right here Here's the woman's face

[00:01:30] Beautiful Camera pulls back naked breasts

[00:01:33] Camera pulls back she's totally naked Legs apart

[00:01:37] Two fingers right here and it just says Drink Coke

[00:01:50] Now I don't know the connection here but goddamn

[00:01:54] If Coke isn't on my shopping list that week

[00:01:59] Dr Pepper Snickers satisfying benben nanana

[00:02:13] Damned if I'm not buying these products

[00:02:15] My teeth are rotting out of my head

[00:02:17] I'm glued to the television I'm as big as a f**king couch

[00:02:20] More Snickers more Coke

[00:02:31] That's what I find ironic too is that people

[00:02:33] Who are against these things that cause sexual

[00:02:35] Thought are generally fundamentalist Christians

[00:02:38] Who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply

[00:02:43] Boy they walk a tight rope every day don't they

[00:02:49] How do we be fruitful and multiply and not think about it

[00:02:52] We could sing hymns during it (sings)

[00:02:54] One stroke at a time sweet Jesus

[00:03:00] One stroke at a time sweet Lord

[00:03:07] I did that joke in Alabama

[00:03:08] In Fife and these three rednecks met me after the show

[00:03:11] Hey buddy come here Mr Funny man come here

[00:03:17] Hey buddy we're Christians and we don't like

[00:03:18] What do you say

[00:03:30] When I was hanging from the tree