《I Shall Be Free》歌词

[00:00:11] Well it took me a woman late last night

[00:00:13] I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right

[00:00:19] 'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook

[00:00:21] She took off her wig said how do I look

[00:00:24] I's high flyin' bare naked out the window

[00:00:35] Well sometimes I might get drunk

[00:00:38] Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk

[00:00:40] Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride

[00:00:42] 'Cause I got my little lady right by my side

[00:00:46] She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me

[00:00:58] I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed

[00:01:00] When a can a black paint it fell on my head

[00:01:05] I went down to scrub and rub

[00:01:07] But I had to sit in back off the tub

[00:01:10] Cost a quarter half price

[00:01:18] Well my telephone rang it would not stop

[00:01:21] It's President Kennedy callin' me up

[00:01:25] He said "My friend Bob what do we need

[00:01:27] To make the country grow "

[00:01:28] I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot

[00:01:30] Anita Ekberg

[00:01:34] Sophia Loren country will grow"

[00:01:46] Well I got a woman five feet short

[00:01:49] She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts

[00:01:53] She tickles my nose pats me on my head

[00:01:56] Blows me over and kicks me out of bed

[00:01:59] She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser

[00:02:12] Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time

[00:02:15] I got a woman who works herself blind

[00:02:17] Works up to her britches up to her neck

[00:02:19] Writes me letters and sends me checks

[00:02:22] She's a humdinger folk singer

[00:02:36] Late one day in the middle of the week

[00:02:39] Eyes were closed I was half asleep

[00:02:41] I chased me a woman up the hill

[00:02:44] Right in the middle of an air drill

[00:02:47] I jumped a fallout shelter

[00:02:49] I jumped the string bean

[00:02:52] I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun

[00:03:01] Now the man on the stand he wants my vote

[00:03:03] He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note

[00:03:06] He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple

[00:03:08] Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people

[00:03:12] He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza

[00:03:17] He's eatin' chitins

[00:03:27] Oh set me down on a television floor

[00:03:29] I'll flip the channel to number four

[00:03:32] Out of the shower comes a football man

[00:03:34] With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff

[00:03:42] What I wanna know Mr Football Man is

[00:03:44] What do you do about Willy Mays

[00:03:48] Martin Luther King Olatunji oh

[00:04:01] Well the funniest woman I ever seen

[00:04:03] Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean

[00:04:07] She takes about fifteen baths a day

[00:04:09] Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane

[00:04:21] Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time

[00:04:23] It levels my head and eases my mind

[00:04:28] I just walk along and stroll and sing

[00:04:30] I see better days and I do better things

[00:04:34] I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor

[00:04:38] Catch hell from Richard Burton