《Tom Hanks Is An Asshole》歌词

[00:00:00] Tom Hanks Is An Asshole (explicit) - Trevor Moore

[00:00:10] In 1994 Tom Hanks once pretended to be mentally

[00:00:13] Handicapped for six straight weeks

[00:00:18] He even filmed it and then submitted it to the Academy Awards

[00:00:23] Then after he won an Oscar he called the Down Syndromed actor

[00:00:26] Who played Corky on the TV show life goes on and said

[00:00:30] Now who's retarded

[00:00:33] Then he said you are and he hung up on him

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[00:00:55] Tom Hanks's manager sent him a script for a movie

[00:00:57] About a lawyer who got fired from his prestigious law firm in Philadelphia

[00:01:01] Because they found out he had aids

[00:01:05] Tom Hanks read the script over the weekend

[00:01:07] And called his manager first thing monday morning

[00:01:09] Telling them he'd do the film

[00:01:12] Because it was the funniest thing he'd ever read

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[00:01:50] In 2005 an intern of one of Tom Hanks' agents

[00:01:52] Made fun of him at a Hollywood party

[00:01:56] Tom Hanks found out and threatened to leave the agency

[00:01:58] And go somewhere else

[00:02:02] The intern was fired and his agents begged Tom to stay

[00:02:06] Tom said that it wasn't enough and he didn't feel he could trust them any more

[00:02:11] His agents pleaded with him

[00:02:13] Asking what they would have to do to prove they were still loyal

[00:02:17] He said kill Heath Ledger

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