《What About Mouthwash (Live)》歌词

[00:04:41] What About Mouthwash - LIVE - Trevor Moore

[00:04:41] Me and Jesse's cousin

[00:04:41] Went to the Chevron after work

[00:04:41] To grab a couple sixers and some beefy jerk.

[00:04:41] The man behind the counter

[00:04:41] Said he'd like to see ID

[00:04:41] I handed him one of a guy who sorta looked like me

[00:04:41] He frowned and asked me what was my address,

[00:04:41] I knew the street but I couldn't quite get the rest

[00:04:41] I said I'd lost my real ID

[00:04:41] And that we would pay him double

[00:04:41] We swore that we weren't cops and that he wouldn't get in trouble

[00:04:41] He smiled and said, "I'm sorry,

[00:04:41] But it's already 12:04

[00:04:41] And the state says it's too late to sell alcohol any more."

[00:04:41] Sadly we went to put back the beer,

[00:04:41] But then a bottle caught my eye, and I got an idea:

[00:04:41] What about mouthwash?

[00:04:41] What about huffing paint?

[00:04:41] You don't need ID to buy it,

[00:04:41] And you can't arrive too late.

[00:04:41] What about mouthwash?

[00:04:41] What about smelling glue?

[00:04:41] If they say you can't buy liquor,

[00:04:41] Then some cough syrup should do.

[00:04:41] Before we count this night up as a loss,

[00:04:41] What about mouthwash?

[00:04:41] Sittin' in the truck in the parking lot

[00:04:41] Underneath the moon and all them stars

[00:04:41] We don't need their liquor stores and we don't need their bars

[00:04:41] Drinking Listerine and tonic

[00:04:41] And Jesse's cousin sipped a Scope and Coke

[00:04:41] Robitussin Red Bull, now that sh*t ain't no joke

[00:04:41] But something changed within me at that store,

[00:04:41] Beer and spirits just don't cut it any more

[00:04:41] The whispers that I hear

[00:04:41] And the looks that I keep gettin'

[00:04:41] When I toast with a Dimetapp daiquiri at a fancy wedding

[00:04:41] And last night a cop pulled me over

[00:04:41] Goin' down 95 South

[00:04:41] And he saw the Sherwin-Williams all over my nose and mouth

[00:04:41] He just looked straight at me

[00:04:41] With pity in his eyes

[00:04:41] Like he'd just seen the depths of sadness a man can have inside

[00:04:41] And the lengths to which he'll go

[00:04:41] To numb it down for another day

[00:04:41] He looked as if he'd cry but then he just walked away.

[00:04:41] I watched as he drove off down the Interstate

[00:04:41] And then I thought to myself, "that's another reason this stuff's great!"

[00:04:41] What about mouthwash?

[00:04:41] What about sniffing glue?

[00:04:41] When the police pull you over,

[00:04:41] They ain't sure what to do

[00:04:41] What about mouthwash?

[00:04:41] Or even hand sanitizer?

[00:04:41] When they check your glove compartment,

[00:04:41] They won't be none the wiser.

[00:04:41] Before we count this night up as a loss,

[00:04:41] Say, what about mouthwash?

[00:04:41] What about mouthwash?