《God Hates the Tips(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] God Hates The Tips (explicit) - Trevor Moore

[00:00:01] God hates the tips of little baby's dicks

[00:00:06] God hates the tips of little baby's dicks

[00:00:11] So if your kid's a male

[00:00:14] Even though he'll scream and yell

[00:00:16] You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[00:00:25] Well way back in the beginning

[00:00:28] God was making men and women

[00:00:31] And the fish of the sea and the birds of song

[00:00:36] He announced he made perfection

[00:00:39] But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long

[00:00:49] God hates the tips of little baby's dicks

[00:00:54] God hates the tips of little baby's dicks

[00:00:59] So if your kid's a male

[00:01:02] Even though he'll scream and yell

[00:01:04] You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell

[00:01:11] God gathered people's leaders

[00:01:13] Said start snipping baby's wieners

[00:01:16] This will be a sign of our love and covenant

[00:01:21] A few then went and raised objections

[00:01:24] Saying they didn't see the connection

[00:01:27] But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense"

[00:01:33] He told us "go cut'em with the scalpel

[00:01:36] Go cut'em with the scissors

[00:01:39] Or go and perform a metzitzah"

[00:01:44] And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood

[00:01:47] Out the baby's penis with his mouth

[00:01:49] I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it

[00:01:55] Now today across the land

[00:01:58] People still keep his commands

[00:02:01] And children learn their first lesson right after birth

[00:02:07] The ones who are supposed to protect them

[00:02:09] Hold them down and painfully correct them

[00:02:12] Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth"

[00:02:19] God hates the tips of little baby's dicks

[00:02:25] God hates the tips of little baby's dicks

[00:02:29] Take a little off the top

[00:02:32] Because that's what God instructs

[00:02:35] Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up

[00:02:40] Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up