《Jerk》歌词

[00:00:00] Jerk - Freak Kitchen

[00:00:19] I am into showbiz I am a road manager

[00:00:21] D'ya know a sexy chick I got a pass for

[00:00:24] Her

[00:00:24] Touring can be boring but not for me

[00:00:26] You got to entertain yourself I got a special hobby

[00:00:29] I f**k with the support band I remember when

[00:00:31] We had a sh*tty little group called freak kitchen

[00:00:34] I'm always in the mode for let's say any kind

[00:00:36] Of dope

[00:00:36] I asked the drummer if he wanted some but he

[00:00:38] Said nope

[00:00:41] But he said nope

[00:00:48] Well I couldn't believe what I just heard

[00:00:51] The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd

[00:00:53] The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well

[00:00:55] If I only had the guts I'd tell 'm go

[00:00:57] To hell

[00:00:58] Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the

[00:01:00] Crew

[00:01:00] To go and get a girl that we all can

[00:01:02] Screw

[00:01:03] You see I an asshole and a real hypocrite

[00:01:05] And my wife and kids don't know hippo sh*t

[00:01:11] I rather be a jerk than being hip like you

[00:01:16] I rather be a jerk than do the sh*t you

[00:01:20] Do

[00:01:21] I rather be a jerk than snort 'til I turn

[00:01:25] Blue

[00:01:26] I rather be a jerk I rather be a jerk

[00:01:30] I rather be a jerk

[00:01:33] I rather be a jerk

[00:01:42] An orgy a day keeps the Mrs away

[00:01:44] I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray

[00:01:47] And when my conscience knocks on the door

[00:01:49] I bury myself in horse as a cure

[00:01:51] And a prostitute then I shoot some more

[00:01:55] I rather be a jerk than being hip like you

[00:02:00] I rather be a jerk than do the sh*t you

[00:02:04] Do

[00:02:05] I rather be a jerk than snort 'til I turn

[00:02:08] Blue

[00:02:09] I rather be a jerk I rather be a jerk

[00:02:14] I rather be a jerk I rather be a jerk

[00:03:22] I rather be a jerk than being hip like you

[00:03:27] I rather be a jerk than do the sh*t you

[00:03:31] Do

[00:03:32] I rather be a jerk than snort 'til I turn

[00:03:36] Blue

[00:03:37] I rather be a jerk than being hip like you

[00:03:41] I rather be a jerk than do the sh*t you

[00:03:45] Do

[00:03:46] I rather be a jerk than snort 'til I turn

[00:03:50] Blue

[00:03:51] I rather be a jerk I rather be a jerk

[00:03:56] I rather be a jerk I rather be a

[00:04:02] Jerk