《Useless But Important Information》歌词

[00:00:00] Useless But Important Information - Jimmy Buffett

[00:00:17] I've got some useless but important information

[00:00:23] Got a hot tip on a filly in the third

[00:00:27] Skyping with a pretty girl

[00:00:30] Who lives halfway around the world

[00:00:32] Won't be long 'til everybody's heard

[00:00:36] I have sworn and I cannot reveal my sources

[00:00:39] I can tell you though that it's not Nancy Grace

[00:00:46] I've been forced to change my plans

[00:00:48] Won't be travelin' to Sudan

[00:00:50] My destination could be outer space

[00:00:54] Where am I bound it don't matter

[00:01:00] Pocket dialing halfway 'cross the nation

[00:01:04] What do I hear Mindless chatter

[00:01:08] All this useless and important information

[00:01:15] There are camera crews for blocks outside her trailer

[00:01:20] The whole thing's going viral as we sing

[00:01:25] Are they fake or are they real

[00:01:27] Looks like her boyfriend cut a deal

[00:01:29] She'll be Dancing With The Stars before the spring

[00:01:34] You see she spent her whole Katrina check on implants

[00:01:39] Crisis over destiny fulfilled

[00:01:41] Blue tarp or silicone

[00:01:45] Either way the money's gone

[00:01:48] I guess there's more than one way to rebuild

[00:01:52] Who really cares Trillions twitter

[00:01:57] I can't comprehend the titillation

[00:02:02] Breakin' news world's in the shitter

[00:02:06] Covering useless and important information

[00:02:14] Gold starts out in the ground 'til very clever men

[00:02:18] Dig it up then weigh it they they bury it again

[00:02:23] Mostly comes from Africa and ends up in Fort Knox

[00:02:28] Only gets its value from the guards and chains and locks

[00:02:34] Pretty rocks

[00:02:52] Where am I bound it don't matter

[00:02:58] Pocket dialing halfway 'cross the nation

[00:03:01] What do I hear Mindless chatter

[00:03:06] All this useless and important information

[00:03:11] Where am I bound it don't matter

[00:03:16] Whole world's now viewed with car wreck fascination

[00:03:20] If I were you I'd just keep driving

[00:03:24] Past all this useless and important information

[00:03:29] All this useless and important information

[00:03:38] Useless

[00:03:40] Important

[00:03:44] Useless