《Technical Foul》歌词

[00:00:00] Technical Foul (Album Version) - Adam Sandler

[00:00:00] Written by：Adam Sandler/Allen Covert/Brooks Arthur/Brad Isaacs/Steve Brill

[00:00:00] Look you've got to understand

[00:00:01] It s just been me and eleanor for sixty seven years

[00:00:04] So she gets nervous around strangers

[00:00:07] I wouldn't show that picture to any one

[00:00:09] Or they might try to take you two

[00:00:10] Guys back to the laboratory ahh

[00:00:12] Listen we got rules in this house and you better follow

[00:00:15] Them or you'll find yourself fatty yeah yeah yeah

[00:00:19] This might be harder then I thought

[00:00:22] If you're coming from street with dirty shoes on your feet

[00:00:26] That's a technical foul

[00:00:29] If you switch the radio to some modern music show

[00:00:33] That's a technical foul

[00:00:37] If you don't shut the door after using the fridgerator

[00:00:44] That s a technical foul a technical foul

[00:00:52] If you touch the thermostat you'll get hit with a bat

[00:00:55] 'Cause that's a technical foul you'll feel my wrath

[00:00:59] If your hair clogs the drain you'll know the meaning of pain

[00:01:03] 'Cause that's a technical foul I'll show you no mercy

[00:01:06] Oh

[00:01:07] This is such bullsh*t hey in this house we say bull spit

[00:01:14] Or it s a technical foul a technical foul

[00:01:18] Let me get this straight

[00:01:19] You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night

[00:01:22] Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks

[00:01:25] You got it bub or you can go rot in the gutter

[00:01:28] It's up to you yankee doodle

[00:01:30] Well I don t want to do that

[00:01:31] But let me run a few questions by you

[00:01:32] So I don t screw up accidentally

[00:01:36] If I don't spray lysol after moving a bowel

[00:01:40] That's a technical foul okay

[00:01:43] If I decide to wash my ass with your monogrammed towel

[00:01:47] That's a technical foul

[00:01:49] Please say hieney

[00:01:51] If I make fun of your crazy feeties

[00:01:55] Or give sugar cookies to miss diabetes

[00:01:58] That's not only technical foul but possibly a homicide

[00:02:07] Can I sleep past three

[00:02:09] If you do you'll get a t

[00:02:11] Take a wish in those flowers

[00:02:13] I'll say hit the showers

[00:02:14] Use this horn as a bong

[00:02:16] Adios tommy chong

[00:02:18] Make some long distance calls

[00:02:20] You'll get a kick in the balls

[00:02:22] Can I walk around with my morning erection

[00:02:26] If you want an automatic ejection

[00:02:30] 'Cause that's a technical foul

[00:02:32] But I'd like to see it anyway just kiddin'

[00:02:39] There are certain rules which apply in one's life

[00:02:42] With your sister friends or imaginary wife

[00:02:46] I can't believe I haven't killed myself

[00:02:50] Here with wigs magee and a fury elf

[00:02:54] She's ironic and he's a troll

[00:02:58] How did my life get stuck in this sh*t hole

[00:03:02] Guess I have to deal with your demands

[00:03:05] But please don't touch me with your alien hands

[00:03:10] I got no right to growl

[00:03:13] The whistle she's on the prowl

[00:03:17] Without my wig I look like an owl

[00:03:20] Woh woh

[00:03:21] Oh my god don't laugh at her

[00:03:23] Or it's a technical foul

[00:03:27] A technical foul

[00:03:30] A technical foul