《Redneck Games》歌词

[00:00:00] Redneck Games (Live) - Jeff Foxworthy/Alan Jackson

[00:00:00] Written by：Scott Rouse

[00:00:00] Greetings y'all

[00:00:04] And welcome all you danged foreigners

[00:00:06] From other nations

[00:00:09] Dear lord be with our guests

[00:00:11] And prepare them for the butt whopping

[00:00:13] They are about to receive

[00:00:24] The Olympics in Georgia

[00:00:26] God you know we're gonna screw that up

[00:00:30] I guarantee you when they let those doves go

[00:00:32] At the opening ceremony

[00:00:33] There are gonna be guys in the parking

[00:00:35] Lot with shotguns

[00:00:40] And we will not have a flame that big

[00:00:42] Without a pig on it I guarantee it

[00:00:48] Some fat guy going danged good barbecue

[00:00:50] Top of them stairs up there

[00:00:53] They ain't got no hand rail be careful

[00:00:56] Of all the games that the rednecks play

[00:01:00] There's some crazy events

[00:01:04] Well if you know about the redneck ways

[00:01:08] Then it makes perfect sense

[00:01:12] Hell the Olympic rings will be

[00:01:14] Five old tires nailed together

[00:01:18] See that's my fear they're gonna get the list of events

[00:01:20] They gonna have no idea what half

[00:01:22] This stuff is suppose to be

[00:01:24] Like for fencing

[00:01:25] They'll be giving people bailing wire and sheet metal

[00:01:30] There probably have to cancel water polo

[00:01:32] After the first two or three horses drown

[00:01:36] I tell you instead of discus throwing

[00:01:38] They'll be flinging ford hubcaps

[00:01:44] You can't blame them for the way they are

[00:01:48] But you can sit back and grin

[00:01:52] 'Cause they'll do something that is so bizarre

[00:01:56] You'll want to see it again

[00:02:00] If you could ever get inside their minds

[00:02:04] There's no telling what you might find

[00:02:08] They just do things in a different way

[00:02:12] All the games that the rednecks play

[00:02:16] And you know they haven't even thought about it

[00:02:18] But the river they're having the kayak races on

[00:02:20] Is the same river they filmed deliverance at

[00:02:24] That ought to add a whole degree of difficulty

[00:02:26] Shouldn't it

[00:02:28] 'Cause if Ned Batty couldn't make it down

[00:02:30] That thing a French man

[00:02:31] In a pair of bicycle pants ain't got a chance

[00:02:36] Be prepared to watch the wildest show

[00:02:40] Making her out in the line

[00:02:44] You may not see them bringing home the gold

[00:02:48] But they'll sure make mama proud

[00:02:52] If you could ever get inside their minds

[00:02:56] There's no telling what you might find

[00:03:00] They just do things in a different way

[00:03:04] All the games that the rednecks play

[00:03:12] Hey hey ed I got a white one