《Bizarre Christmas Incident(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds (本·佛尔兹)

[00:00:01] Written by：Ben Folds

[00:00:25] Christmas Eve I didn't get much sleep

[00:00:32] I kept hearing things

[00:00:35] Heavy breathing from the chimney

[00:00:38] Who could it be

[00:00:55] In the morning

[00:00:58] I couldn't believe my eyes

[00:01:02] A whale of a corpe with a long white beard

[00:01:06] Was dangling over the fire

[00:01:08] Oh Santa he's a big fat f**k

[00:01:12] Went down the chimney got his fat a** stuck

[00:01:16] Oh honey call the lawyers fast

[00:01:19] 'Cause Mrs Clause is gonna sue my a**

[00:01:23] Hey hey hey

[00:01:39] I gotta tell you folks

[00:01:42] He wasn't wearin' no clothes

[00:01:45] He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil

[00:01:49] From his back down to his toes

[00:01:53] While I was talking to the cops outside

[00:01:56] The dog was lickin' Crisco off of his thighs

[00:02:00] They hauled him away in a double wide

[00:02:04] What a sad sad way to die

[00:02:07] Hey hey hey

[00:02:08] Santa he's a big fat f**k

[00:02:11] Went down the chimney got his fat a** stuck

[00:02:15] Oh honey call the lawyers fast

[00:02:19] Mrs Claus is gonna sue our a**