《The Biggest Aspidistra In The World》歌词

[00:00:00] The Biggest Aspidistra In The World - Gracie Fields

[00:00:03] Written by：Tessie Shea

[00:00:07] For years we had an aspidistra

[00:00:11] In a flower pot

[00:00:14] On the whatnot near the 'atstand in the 'all

[00:00:18] It didn't seem to grow

[00:00:20] 'Til one day our brother Joe

[00:00:23] Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall

[00:00:27] So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree

[00:00:32] And he's planted it against the garden wall

[00:00:37] It shot up

[00:00:38] Like a rocket

[00:00:39] 'Til it's nearly reached the sky

[00:00:42] It's the

[00:00:43] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:00:47] We couldn't see the top of it

[00:00:49] It got so bloomin' high

[00:00:51] It's the

[00:00:52] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:00:56] When father's had a snoot full at his pub

[00:00:59] The bunch of grapes

[00:01:02] He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes

[00:01:06] No you'll find him in his bear skin playing tarzan of the

[00:01:10] Apes

[00:01:11] Of the

[00:01:12] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:01:17] The tom cats and their muggage love to

[00:01:19] Spend their evenings out

[00:01:21] Up the

[00:01:22] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:01:26] They all begin meowing

[00:01:28] When the buds begin to sprout

[00:01:30] From the

[00:01:31] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:01:35] The dogs all come around for miles

[00:01:38] A lovely sight to see

[00:01:40] They sniff around for hours and hours and wag

[00:01:43] Their tails with glee

[00:01:45] So I've had to put a notice up to say

[00:01:48] It's not a tree

[00:01:49] It's the

[00:01:50] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:01:55] The brothers and the army

[00:01:58] Is in the home defense

[00:02:00] With the

[00:02:01] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:02:05] The coronel said that stopping now will stop

[00:02:08] The big advance

[00:02:09] With the

[00:02:10] Biggest aspidistra in the world

[00:02:14] When going sees it from afar you said with his own crowd

[00:02:19] Young Joe has got his blood dock

[00:02:22] All will soon be over now

[00:02:24] But there going to splinter head lift from the very highest spout

[00:02:29] Of the

[00:02:29] Biggest aspidistra in the world