《Founding Fathers Rap》歌词

[00:00:00] Founding Fathers Rap (explicit) - Trevor Moore

[00:00:09] The name is George Washington

[00:00:10] But it's The General to you

[00:00:12] Or you could call me

[00:00:13] President 1 or 3 or 2

[00:00:14] And you probably heard

[00:00:15] A lot a silly stories 'bout me

[00:00:17] But let me lay it down

[00:00:18] How raw it really used to be

[00:00:19] I got a h**p operation

[00:00:21] Back at the plantation

[00:00:22] Selling the stickiest sh*t around the new nation

[00:00:24] So come run and find me

[00:00:26] If you wanna get high

[00:00:27] 'Cause honestly I got the bombest

[00:00:28] I cannot tell a lie

[00:00:30] Pick it dry of course I'm gonna try

[00:00:32] Bag it brick it

[00:00:33] And then just let them buy it

[00:00:34] And if the Brits wanna

[00:00:35] Come to take a piece of the cut

[00:00:37] I'll raise a whole f**kin' army

[00:00:38] Let them see what's what

[00:00:40] The King's like

[00:00:40] Yo I gotta get paid

[00:00:42] I'm like

[00:00:42] Tuff titty

[00:00:42] 'Cause yall's a whole ocean away

[00:00:44] And you can try to send some ships

[00:00:45] Come make me pay up

[00:00:47] But that's an awful long way

[00:00:48] Just to sick these nuts

[00:00:50] You get my f**kin' message son

[00:00:53] Take it Thomas Jefferson

[00:00:54] Sell drugs run guns nail sluts

[00:00:58] And f**k the law

[00:01:00] We're founding fathers

[00:01:01] We're Rushmore Sh*t

[00:01:02] And we were all high as balls

[00:01:04] The Declaration of Independence

[00:01:07] I wrote so high

[00:01:08] I'm surprised it makes sense

[00:01:09] But we take these truths to be self evident

[00:01:12] It goes puff puff pass

[00:01:13] The next round you get skipped

[00:01:15] Abe Lincoln I know what you're thinkin'

[00:01:17] Greatest President ever

[00:01:18] I'll have what he's drinkin'

[00:01:19] Ha ha yeah well see

[00:01:21] That's where you'd be wrong

[00:01:22] 'Cause if you wanna chill with me

[00:01:23] You better go and grab that bong

[00:01:24] Or an apple or a can

[00:01:26] See you do not understand

[00:01:27] Faded 24/7 'cause that's just the way I am

[00:01:29] I can see you're having

[00:01:30] A little trouble believing me

[00:01:32] Then check this letter that I wrote

[00:01:33] Recorded down in history

[00:01:34] Ahem

[00:01:35] Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch

[00:01:37] And smoking a pipe of that sweet h**p of course

[00:01:39] That's a quote that I wrote while

[00:01:41] I was still in office

[00:01:42] But enough of that I am too high

[00:01:43] I have to back up off this

[00:01:45] Where's my horse I think I need to go

[00:01:46] And ride him home

[00:01:47] I was supposed to leave about four score

[00:01:48] And twenty riffs ago

[00:01:49] You see my hat

[00:01:50] I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove

[00:01:52] Scratch it pass it one more time

[00:01:53] And let me hit it for the road

[00:01:54] Sell drugs run guns

[00:01:57] Nail sluts and f**k the law

[00:01:59] We're founding fathers

[00:02:01] We're Rushmore Sh*t

[00:02:02] And we were all high as balls

[00:02:04] And don't let them try

[00:02:05] And tell ya' we grew it just for rope

[00:02:07] You can check what we

[00:02:08] Wrote down in our harvest notes

[00:02:09] We separated seeds that

[00:02:11] We found more potent

[00:02:12] In layman's terms we were into getting' bent

[00:02:15] Smokin' out the Continental Congress

[00:02:17] Everybody's b**ches be like all up on us

[00:02:19] Patrick Henry's in the corner

[00:02:21] Lookin' pretty well spent

[00:02:22] Ben Franklin got so high

[00:02:23] He forgot to be President

[00:02:24] Your girl just said she never had it hit so good

[00:02:27] Smoked so many trees

[00:02:28] That my f**kin' teeth turned wood

[00:02:29] And if they make a monument to me when I die

[00:02:32] It'll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky

[00:02:35] But you know they're gonna whitewash me

[00:02:37] Make up some corny sh*t about

[00:02:38] Me choppin' cherry trees

[00:02:39] It's hard to control a people

[00:02:41] If their Founder's a thug

[00:02:42] So they'll just teach that I was all prayers

[00:02:43] Puppies and hugs

[00:02:45] But that just ain't the way it was

[00:02:47] We set this whole place up

[00:02:48] With a hell of a buzz

[00:02:49] So next time they try to tell

[00:02:50] Ya that this stuff is wrong

[00:02:51] Look at a dolla light a blunt

[00:02:53] F**king sing my song

[00:02:54] Sell drugs run guns

[00:02:57] Nail sluts and f**k the law

[00:02:59] We're founding fathers we're Rushmore Sh*t

[00:03:02] And we were all high as balls

[00:03:04] The Declaration of Independence

[00:03:07] I wrote so high I'm surprised it makes sense

[00:03:09] But we take these truths to be self evident

[00:03:11] It goes puff puff pass

[00:03:13] The next round you get skipped

[00:03:14] We're the Founders and we found this

[00:03:17] And we found it with some Cannabis

[00:03:19] We're the Founders and we found this

[00:03:22] And we found it with some Cannabis

[00:03:26] Mount Rushmore Crew

[00:03:28] Stone monument to some monumental stoners

[00:03:32] Ha ha

[00:03:34] G Washington T Jefferson and A Lincoln

[00:03:40] And f**k that other guy

[00:03:43] Calvin Coolidge Whoever the f**k

[00:03:46] We History