《Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris》歌词

[00:00:00] Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris - Rick Moranis

[00:00:12] I'm live blogging Marky Himel's bris

[00:00:15] I just gave Marky Himel's Uncle Manny a kiss

[00:00:18] I'm posting I'm hosting I'm filing

[00:00:20] I'm sharing

[00:00:21] That Marky's Uncle Manny smells a lot like herring

[00:00:24] I'm live blogging the Himel family bris

[00:00:27] The mohel just avoided getting hit with Marky's piss

[00:00:30] There's laughter there's joy

[00:00:32] There's loving and caring

[00:00:33] How does this guy do it while everyone is staring

[00:00:36] I'm live blogging

[00:00:39] L'chaim blogging

[00:00:42] Wasn't Rashi just a blog

[00:00:46] The mohel is bandaging Marky Himel's hog

[00:00:49] I'm trying to grab a photo to put in on my blog

[00:00:52] I'm transferring a sound file of Marky Himel's screaming

[00:00:55] It's drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steaming

[00:00:58] There's blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chives

[00:01:01] The mohel's stuff is separate

[00:01:02] From the plastic forks and knives

[00:01:04] There's coffee and babka

[00:01:05] A frozen chocolate log

[00:01:07] I'm fressing with one hand so I can live blog

[00:01:10] I'm live blogging

[00:01:13] Hot diggity dogging

[00:01:16] Wasn't the Talmud just a blog

[00:01:19] I'm upstairs now and going through some drawers

[00:01:22] It looks like Michael Himel's

[00:01:24] Been stealing from the stores

[00:01:26] No wonder he paid cash

[00:01:27] For that monstrosity in Quogue

[00:01:29] I'm scanning all the evidence

[00:01:30] It's right there on my blog

[00:01:32] Look at these prescriptions

[00:01:33] The Himels are depressed

[00:01:35] No wonder Shelley Himel's in at least a 14 dress

[00:01:38] Not a single guest towel the whole place has a stink

[00:01:41] I'll send a thank you email

[00:01:42] With a Bed and Bath link

[00:01:44] I'm live blogging

[00:01:47] I'm blogging

[00:01:50] Wasn't the Mishna just a blog

[00:01:59] I'm live blogging a virtual addiction

[00:02:02] Most of it is true but more of it is fiction

[00:02:06] I'm aggregating permalinking tagging what I can

[00:02:09] I loaded up on pâté but I think it's really spam

[00:02:13] I'm live blogging the Himel family bris

[00:02:16] Their simchas have a record of being hit and miss

[00:02:19] I'll take a doggie bag

[00:02:21] Even though I've got no dog

[00:02:22] I got the recipe for Shelly's frozen chocolate log

[00:02:26] The recipe's available by clicking on my blog

[00:02:28] You can even taste the chocolate log

[00:02:30] By licking on my blog

[00:02:32] Be careful if your tongue winds up

[00:02:33] Sticking to my blog

[00:02:35] I'm live blogging

[00:02:37] L'chaim blogging

[00:02:41] Everybody blog