《It’s Teavee Time!》歌词

[00:00:00] Hello hello hello welcome

[00:00:03] My name's doris teavee

[00:00:05] Ah cups on doilies please

[00:00:08] This is my husband norman

[00:00:09] What

[00:00:10] We have a prepared statement

[00:00:14] Oh welcome to you gentlemen

[00:00:17] And ladies of the press

[00:00:19] How wonderful to share this day with you

[00:00:23] You've traveled far and wide

[00:00:25] Don't be shy please come inside

[00:00:28] I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue

[00:00:33] The reason that you've gathered

[00:00:35] Is to meet my little boy

[00:00:37] The hero of the good old usa

[00:00:41] So

[00:00:42] Now have if you're all strapped in

[00:00:45] Let the press conference begin

[00:00:49] Little angel do you have something to say

[00:00:57] Bang

[00:00:58] Bang

[00:00:59] Futuristic rodeo

[00:01:00] See captain knuckleduster

[00:01:01] Hang em' on high

[00:01:02] Take your hard drive boot em' up

[00:01:04] For a cyber shoot em' up

[00:01:05] This is the life now die

[00:01:12] Oh mike is just high spirited

[00:01:14] That's what the doctor said

[00:01:16] He's just a mini version of my spouse

[00:01:20] What

[00:01:21] And they said it was a phase

[00:01:23] When he set the cat ablaze

[00:01:26] But the authorities request

[00:01:29] That little mike not leave the house

[00:01:32] And so we let him sit at the

[00:01:34] Computer day and night

[00:01:36] He's promised me that he

[00:01:37] Won't ever budge

[00:01:39] 'Cause things went from bad to worse

[00:01:43] When he chloroformed that nurse

[00:01:47] Darling tell the people

[00:01:49] What you told the judge

[00:01:54] Hack

[00:01:55] Hack

[00:01:55] I sacked the wonka mainframe

[00:01:57] I'm captain knuckleduster

[00:01:59] I'm a super spy

[00:02:00] Cracked his password 'goldenstar'

[00:02:01] Never had to buy a bar

[00:02:03] This is the life now die

[00:02:05] It was just a childhood prank

[00:02:07] When he stole that german tank

[00:02:08] But we never wish that we had had a daughter

[00:02:12] Medication sets us free

[00:02:13] One for mike and two for me

[00:02:16] And at six I pour a shot of mommy water

[00:02:26] Well it has been a pleasure

[00:02:29] Having you inside our home

[00:02:32] To see he's just a little boy at play

[00:02:36] And though I break out in the sweats

[00:02:38] When we hide his cigarettes

[00:02:41] We've got him down to just two packs a day

[00:02:46] And now we'll go to wonka's

[00:02:48] Where he'll make some brand new friends

[00:02:50] I pray to god he fits in with the gang

[00:02:54] But if there is no tv

[00:02:58] It'll be like world war three

[00:03:06] But for now let him go out with a

[00:03:08] Bang

[00:03:09] Bang

[00:03:09] Been playing on for fifty hours

[00:03:11] Watch captain knuckleduster

[00:03:12] Make the losers cry

[00:03:13] You can bet for sure this kid'll win

[00:03:15] Mommy where's my ritalin

[00:03:16] This is the life now die

[00:03:21] Thanks for coming