《Vidiots》歌词

[00:03:00] MIKE, spoken: Hey, Wonka, if you can send chocolate by TV, can you send a person too?

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA, spoken: Oh, I suppose so, but there might be some technical issues…

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Alas, alas, poor Mike Teavee

[00:03:00] For OMG, he's ADD

[00:03:00] MIKE, spoken: You can’t stop progress, I’m doing it!

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA, spoken: Uh, Mike… no!

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: He's like so many nowadays

[00:03:00] It’s awfully modern, this malaise

[00:03:00] MIKE, spoken: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mike Teavee TV Show!

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: For every child that threw a fit

[00:03:00] The TV set would babysit

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Mr. Wonka where is he?

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA, spoken: I’m looking, I’m looking! There’s so many channels!

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Attention spans have gone pell-mell

[00:03:00] There's only time for LOL

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: The little people are singing again. That’s never a good sign.

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: They never step outside to play

[00:03:00] Their world is dark both night and day

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: He’s jumping from screen to screen!

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA, spoken: I think it’s called channel hopping.

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: The skies of blue, the pinks, the greens

[00:03:00] Are only viewed on laptop screens

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Get him out of there!

[00:03:00] MIKE, spoken: I’m on TV! Look at me! Look at me!

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: They only move and exercise

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: What’s happened to him?

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Their clicking finger and their thumb

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA, spoken: He’s shrunk to fit the TV screen.

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Each brain cell overloads and dies

[00:03:00] CHARLIE, spoken: Will he ever go back to normal?

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: As all their limbs are turning numb

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA, spoken: No one ever goes back to normal after they’ve been on television.

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Vidiots!

[00:03:00] They’re just vidiots!

[00:03:00] The age of innocence is gone

[00:03:00] Once certain sites are clicked upon

[00:03:00] The images that they repeat

[00:03:00] Once in the brain you can’t delete

[00:03:00] And then like some barbaric huns

[00:03:00] Our toddlers all are packing guns

[00:03:00] Now children curse and smoke cigars

[00:03:00] Our nurseries now have prison bars

[00:03:00] They scream and rant and raise their fists

[00:03:00] And fire their psychiatrists

[00:03:00] We hear them all, the teenage horde

[00:03:00] They scream the battle cry “we’re bored!”

[00:03:00] Their minds will surely turn to mush

[00:03:00] With words that make an ex-con blush

[00:03:00] They never mind their ps and qs

[00:03:00] They long for piercings and tattoos

[00:03:00] Vidiots!

[00:03:00] They’re just vidiots!

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA, spoken: It’s years since I’ve been to a rave!

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: With all this info at a click

[00:03:00] A book will rot upon the shelf

[00:03:00] If all the answers come too quick

[00:03:00] A child won’t think for himself

[00:03:00] Each day they text on their new toy

[00:03:00] Their thoughts and their location

[00:03:00] But OMG, will this destroy

[00:03:00] The art of conversation?

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA: So sing the story, Mrs. T

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: What's now become of Mike Teavee

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE: From wasting his entire brain

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: He's stuck inside his own domain

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA: He'll channel surf till whereupon

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: He'll find that nothing good is on

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE: And there is no remote control

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: That he can use to find his soul

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA: His secrets now are yours and mine

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: 'Cause everything he's got's online

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE: And who will watch just Mike Teavee

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: When there is newer junk to see?

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA: What once was viral's soon forgot

[00:03:00] MRS. TEAVEE: But hand the clicker to his mom

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA: His future's not completely shot

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: His new address is

[00:03:00] WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Mike dot com

[00:03:00] OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Vidiots!

[00:03:00] They're just vidiots!

[00:03:00] Vidiots!

[00:03:00] They're just vidiots!

[00:03:00] They're just vidiots!