《What To Give Nudists For Christmas》歌词

[00:00:00] What Can You Give a Nudist on His Birthday? - Gracie Fields/Ray Noble

[00:00:04] Oh dear I am worried [ha-ha-ha-ha

[00:00:09] I know I'm laughin' really but I am worried

[00:00:11] It's my brother's birthday and I don't know what to buy him oh dear

[00:00:15] Can I ask you a question a question that's silly

[00:00:19] It's something I can't figure out I hope you won't say no

[00:00:24] It's all about me brother me brother John Willy

[00:00:27] He's joined a nudist colony so what I want to know

[00:00:30] What can you buy a nudist on his birthday birthday

[00:00:35] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:00:39] I can't think what to give 'im no matter how I try

[00:00:44] Do you think he would be allowed to wear his old school tie [ha-ha

[00:00:50] What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha

[00:00:53] The things I used to buy him would be wrong

[00:00:55] I'd send a cheque but dash it how could he go out and cash it [ha-ha

[00:00:59] What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [ha-ha

[00:01:02] What can you give a nudist for his birthday

[00:01:05] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:01:09] I bought a pair of braces just like a silly pup

[00:01:13] But what's the good of braces if there's nought wants holdin' up [ha-ha

[00:01:20] What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha

[00:01:22] I'm sure a bowler hat would be all wrong

[00:01:24] And he's not the kind of fella who would need an umbrella

[00:01:27] Oh what can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along oh dear-dear [ha-ha

[00:01:34] I've been in holy terror the time they

[00:01:37] I did think of a camera but snapshots are taboo

[00:01:40] A bicycle sounds stupid when you're dressed up like cupid

[00:01:46] I must send somethin' soon and oh that's why I'm askin' you

[00:01:49] What can you give a nudist on his birthday

[00:01:51] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:01:55] And here's another riddle but give it up I won't

[00:01:59] When at a dance do they wear fancy dress or do they don't

[00:02:03] What can you give a nudist for a present [ha-ha

[00:02:06] I somehow think that cuff links would be wrong

[00:02:10] And a watch chain would look silly draped across the front of Willy

[00:02:14] What can you give a [ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[00:02:19] What can you give a nudist on his birthday

[00:02:21] What sought of birthday present can you buy

[00:02:25] I have heard that they play hockey so something I have got

[00:02:29] But I don't know for certain if they wear shin guards or not

[00:02:33] What can you give a nudist for a present

[00:02:36] A shop girl told me spats would be all wrong

[00:02:40] She said good gracious madam just imagine spats on Adam [ha-ha

[00:02:45] What can you give a nudist when his birthday comes along [ha-ha-ha

[00:02:48] Oh dear-dear what can I buy no let's be really there is no honest what can I buy

[00:02:55] A lump of soap

[00:02:57] A lump of soap ooh that's a good idea a lump of soap

[00:02:59] And he's always smoky too that's good thank you very much [ha-ha