《Best Friends Forever!(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:06] today was my birthday party

[00:00:09] it was so moving i cried

[00:00:12] i had a super happy good time

[00:00:15] until most of my best friends died

[00:00:18] (oh god!)

[00:00:19] so i ran into the bedroom

[00:00:21] where there was still some folks alive

[00:00:25] we had a pajama jammy pillow fight

[00:00:28] but tragically no one survi-ee-ived

[00:00:32] ooooooh!

[00:00:33] hey there ninja brian

[00:00:35] ooooooh!

[00:00:36] we're awesome together

[00:00:38] ooooooh!

[00:00:40] you know that i'm not lying

[00:00:41] ooooooh!

[00:00:43] best friends forever!

[00:00:45] ooooooh!

[00:00:46] but if you wouldn't mind, there's...

[00:00:48] ooooooh!

[00:00:49] one thing i'd like to request

[00:00:51] ooooooh!

[00:00:52] it'd sure be great if you could please stop

[00:00:54] ooooooh!

[00:00:55] murdering all of my other friends

[00:00:58] that's a dick move, bro.

[00:01:00] dick move.

[00:01:04] this morning at the dog park

[00:01:06] i met a cool new bunch of guys

[00:01:09] now we're hanging out together

[00:01:13] and everything- god damn it, ninja brian

[00:01:16] a few deaths i could look past

[00:01:19] at three hundred i was concerned

[00:01:22] fifty thousand murders later

[00:01:25] i'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn

[00:01:30] ooooooh!

[00:01:31] hey there ninja brian

[00:01:33] ooooooh!

[00:01:34] just always remember

[00:01:36] ooooooh!

[00:01:37] through the good times and the homicides

[00:01:39] ooooooh!

[00:01:41] best friends forever!

[00:01:42] ooooooh!

[00:01:44] i think that i can solve our problem

[00:01:45] ooooooh!

[00:01:47] meet your new friend, ninja jim

[00:01:49] ooooooh!

[00:01:50] i know you guys will get along great

[00:01:52] ooooooh!

[00:01:53] except for the fact you just murdered him

[00:01:56] really, ninja brian?

[00:01:57] during the chorus?

[00:01:58] heh. i can't stay mad at you.

[00:02:01] our rock jams

[00:02:04] we'll reign supreme

[00:02:08] as long as you don't stab me

[00:02:11] we'll be a legendary team

[00:02:15] ninja brian, what are you doing?

[00:02:17] what is that?

[00:02:18] is that a knife? oh, it's a knife.

[00:02:19] i can tell by the way it's stabbing me.

[00:02:22] sigh. good talk buddy.