《Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:05] oh hey.

[00:00:06] did i ever tell you about the time that ninja brian and i saved the world from super monsters?

[00:00:11] yeah, that's a thing that happened.

[00:00:14] so please, pay attention.

[00:00:16] i'm talking to you, doug. jesus.

[00:00:19] it's the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city

[00:00:21] it's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty

[00:00:23] and on the other side of town something rages down the path

[00:00:26] if you had a lisp you'd know it's kickin' therious ath

[00:00:28] mortal enemies since the early days of yore

[00:00:31] we're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war

[00:00:33] they rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut

[00:00:36] they both know they're kicking earth right in its planetary nuts

[00:00:38] not a single human being can survive in the vicinity

[00:00:40] it's kinda like godzilla squared but also times infinity

[00:00:43] me and ninja brian were just chillin' at our place

[00:00:45] when we got a frantic call from the president of space

[00:00:48] saying, "you're the only hope to save billions of lives"

[00:00:50] i said, "i'm making baked potatoes and i'm about to add the chives

[00:00:52] we can be there in an hour if we really, really try."

[00:00:55] but we didn't, so they ate france, sorry if you died

[00:00:58] rhinoceratops versus superpuma

[00:01:00] giants from the sky with no sense of humor

[00:01:02] everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl

[00:01:05] one shat on minneapolis, the other st. paul

[00:01:07] rhinoceratops versus superpuma

[00:01:09] i am pretty sure that they pissed on cuba

[00:01:12] i would be lucky if we live to see dawn

[00:01:14] they killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

[00:01:17] f**k! i just had that re-sodded.

[00:01:20] that's gonna be like twenty-five dollars,

[00:01:24] at least. damn it.

[00:01:26] a couple hours later nsp hit the scene

[00:01:28] you know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream

[00:01:31] "where have you been!?" screamed the president, "we're all under attack!"

[00:01:33] "i had a craving for pistachio, get off my f**king back."

[00:01:35] brian busted out a keyboard and i grabbed my blue bass

[00:01:38] some guy said "what are you doing?" so we punched him in the face

[00:01:40] superpuma was a girl, rhinoceratops a dude

[00:01:43] we knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

[00:01:45] we rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance

[00:01:48] and they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance

[00:01:50] i was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants

[00:01:52] now i can't forget the sight of superpuma getting lanced

[00:01:55] when the sex was over they took off into the sky

[00:01:57] all the world screamed "nsp you are super-awesome guys"

[00:02:00] so we finished off the night with an amazing rock show

[00:02:02] then brian stabbed a random guy while i got laid twice in a row

[00:02:05] rhinoceratops versus superpuma

[00:02:07] life on earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up

[00:02:09] finally we’re safe, stupid doug shouts "hooray!"

[00:02:12] doug you suck but that's a story for another day

[00:02:14] rhinoceratops versus superpuma

[00:02:16] i think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal

[00:02:19] choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars

[00:02:21] or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car

[00:02:25] son of a bitch!

[00:02:27] i'm gonna have to lightly buff that out.

[00:02:31] also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.