《Jackass in a Can》歌词

[00:00:00] Jackass in a Can - Joshua Sasse/Cast of Galavant

[00:00:02] Written by：Alan Menken/Glenn Slater

[00:00:04] Your average knight in armor

[00:00:05] He's utterly the pits

[00:00:07] His ego's so humongous

[00:00:09] That his helmet barely fits

[00:00:11] He wears two tons of padding

[00:00:13] And thinks he's quite the man

[00:00:14] He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can

[00:00:18] A jackass in a can

[00:00:20] There's nothing worser than

[00:00:22] A high and mighty jackass in a can

[00:00:27] My master hasn't had a sip of grog

[00:00:28] Without my spit in it for years

[00:00:30] I've got him craving it now

[00:00:32] I gave it to him once

[00:00:33] Without it he said it didn't taste right

[00:00:37] So what about your knight as bad us

[00:00:41] Uh yeah sure

[00:00:45] There's all that fame and glory

[00:00:47] The smell though not so great

[00:00:49] And then those big long lances

[00:00:51] Yeah to overcompensate

[00:00:53] The glamor the swagger

[00:00:54] Yeah really not a fan

[00:00:56] He's quite a major dillweed

[00:00:58] In a fancy metal can

[00:01:00] A dillweed in a can

[00:01:02] There's nothing lamer than

[00:01:04] A condescending dillweed in a can

[00:01:07] And who does all the planning

[00:01:08] Yeah who does all the work

[00:01:10] True

[00:01:11] Who gets no vacation not one payment not one perk

[00:01:14] Good point

[00:01:15] Who's third rate insurance

[00:01:16] Comes without a dental plan

[00:01:18] Your average humble squire

[00:01:20] Not the meathead in the can

[00:01:22] A jerkface in a can

[00:01:24] There's nothing sadder than

[00:01:25] Some over muscled chauvinistic

[00:01:27] Self indulgent egotistic

[00:01:29] Stingy prissy narcesistic

[00:01:31] Jackass in a can

[00:01:36] Oh my God that's me