《Whedon: I’ll never tell [Music for ”Buffy the Vampire Slayer”]》歌词

[00:04:01] Emma Caulfield & Nicolas Brendon

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] This is the man that I plan to entangle

[00:04:01] Isn't he fine?

[00:04:01] My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle

[00:04:01] Vengeance was mine!

[00:04:01] But I'm out of the biz

[00:04:01] The name I made, I'll trade for his

[00:04:01] The only trouble is - -

[00:04:01] I'll never tell.

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] She is the one

[00:04:01] She's such wonderful fun

[00:04:01] Such passion and grace

[00:04:01] Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight - -

[00:04:01] Embrace! Tight embrace!

[00:04:01] I'll never let her go

[00:04:01] The love we've known can only grow

[00:04:01] There's just one thing that - -

[00:04:01] No. I'll never tell.

[00:04:01] ANYA AND XANDER:

[00:04:01] Cause there's nothing to tell.

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] He snores

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] She wheezes

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] Say "housework" and he freezes

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] I talk; he breezes

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] She doesn't know what "please" is

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe!

[00:04:01] ANYA AND XANDER:

[00:04:01] The vibe gets kind of scary

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] Like, she thinks I'm ordinary

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] Like, it's all just temporary

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] Like, her toes are kind of hairy

[00:04:01] ANYA AND XANDER:

[00:04:01] But it's all very well

[00:04:01] Cause, God knows, I'll never tell!

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] When things get rough, he

[00:04:01] Just hides behind his Buffy!

[00:04:01] Now look, he's getting huffy

[00:04:01] Cause he knows that I know.

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] She clings

[00:04:01] She's needy

[00:04:01] She's also really greedy

[00:04:01] She nev - -

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] His eyes are beady!

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] This is my verse, hello?

[00:04:01] She - -

[00:04:01] ANYA (Spoken):

[00:04:01] Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!

[00:04:01] ANYA AND XANDER:

[00:04:01] You know

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] You're quite the charmer

[00:04:01] ANYA

[00:04:01] My knight in armor

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] You're the cutest of the Scoobies

[00:04:01] With your lips as red as rubies

[00:04:01] And your firm, yet supple - -

[00:04:01] Tight embrace!

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] He's swell

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] She's sweller

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] He'll always be my feller

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] I've read this tale

[00:04:01] There's wedding, then betrayal

[00:04:01] And I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide

[00:04:01] ANYA AND XANDER:

[00:04:01] I lied

[00:04:01] I said it's easy

[00:04:01] I've tried

[00:04:01] But there's these fears I can't quell

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] Is she looking for a pot of gold

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] Will I look good when I've gotten old?

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful?

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] Will I get so worn and wrinkly that I look like David Brinkley?

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] Am I crazy?

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] Am I dreamin'?

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] Am I marrying a demon?

[00:04:01] ANYA AND XANDER:

[00:04:01] We can really raise the beam in making marriage a hell!

[00:04:01] So, thank God, I'll never tell!

[00:04:01] I swear, that I'll never tell

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] My lips are sealed

[00:04:01] ANYA:

[00:04:01] I take the Fifth

[00:04:01] XANDER:

[00:04:01] Nothing to see

[00:04:01] Move it along

[00:04:01] ANYA AND XANDER:

[00:04:01] I'll never

[00:04:01] Tell!