《Dinner With Drac Pt. 1》歌词

[00:00:12] A dinner was served for three

[00:00:15] At dracula's house by the sea

[00:00:18] The hors d'oeurve were fine

[00:00:20] But I choked on my wine

[00:00:22] When I learned that

[00:00:23] The main course was me

[00:00:45] The waitress a vampire named perkins

[00:00:48] Was so very fond of small gherkins

[00:00:51] While serving tea

[00:00:53] She ate 43

[00:00:56] Which pickled her internal workings

[00:01:16] Igor the scalpels go on

[00:01:18] The left with the pitchforks

[00:01:21] Igor igor

[00:01:26] What a swimmer is dracula's daughter

[00:01:30] But her pool looks

[00:01:31] More red than it oughter

[00:01:33] The blood stains the boats

[00:01:36] But it's easy to float

[00:01:37] Because blood is much

[00:01:38] Thicker than water

[00:02:12] Dracula old friend how

[00:02:15] Are things in transylvania

[00:02:22] For dessert there was

[00:02:23] Batwing confetti

[00:02:25] And the veins of a

[00:02:26] Mummy named betty

[00:02:28] I first frowned upon it

[00:02:30] But with ketchup on it

[00:02:32] It tasted very much like spaghetti

[00:02:46] Goodnight whatever you are