《The Gnu》歌词

[00:00:00] The Gnu - Flanders & Swann

[00:00:08] A year ago last Thursday

[00:00:10] I was strolling in the zoo

[00:00:12] When I met a man

[00:00:13] Who though he knew the lot

[00:00:15] He was laying down the law

[00:00:17] About the habits of Baboons

[00:00:19] And how many quills a porcupine has got

[00:00:23] So I asked him

[00:00:23] 'What's that creature there '

[00:00:25] He answered: 'Oh H'it's a H'elk'

[00:00:28] I might of gone on thinking that was true

[00:00:31] If the animal in question hadn't

[00:00:33] Put that chap to shame

[00:00:35] And remarked: 'I h'aint a H'elk I'm a Gnu '

[00:00:43] 'I'm a Gnu I'm a Gnu

[00:00:47] The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo

[00:00:51] I'm a Gnu How do you do

[00:00:55] You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho's

[00:00:59] I'm a Gnu Spelt G-N-U

[00:01:02] I'm g-not a Camel or a Kangaroo

[00:01:06] So let me introduce

[00:01:08] I'm g-neither man nor moose

[00:01:10] Oh g-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu'

[00:01:20] I had taken furnished lodgings down

[00:01:22] At Rustington-on-Sea

[00:01:24] Whence I travelled

[00:01:25] On to Ashton-under-Lyne it was actually

[00:01:28] And the second night I stayed

[00:01:29] There I was woken from a dream

[00:01:31] That I'll tell you all about some other time

[00:01:34] Among the hunting trophies

[00:01:36] On the wall above my bed

[00:01:38] Stuffed and mounted

[00:01:40] Was a face I thought I knew;

[00:01:43] A Bison No it's not a Bison An Okapi

[00:01:48] Unlikely Really A Hartebeest

[00:01:53] When I though I heard a voice: 'I'm a Gnu '

[00:02:00] I'm a Gnu A g-nother gnu

[00:02:05] I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you

[00:02:08] I'm a Gnu How do you do

[00:02:12] You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-ho

[00:02:16] I'm a Gnu Spelt G-N-U

[00:02:19] Call me Bison or Okapi and I'll sue

[00:02:22] G-nor am I the least

[00:02:24] Like that dreadful Hartebeest

[00:02:26] Oh g-no g-no g-no

[00:02:30] G-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu

[00:02:34] G-no g-no g-no I'm a Gnu