《My Favorite Boxer》歌词

[00:00:16] Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer

[00:00:20] He goes smasho and everyone cheers

[00:00:24] He turns big men into whimpering cowards

[00:00:28] He's so strong and how I adore him

[00:00:32] But I'm so weak

[00:00:35] So much so that I'm afraid

[00:00:37] To walk alone down my street

[00:00:39] I know I'll never be as brave as Hector Ormano

[00:00:46] Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer

[00:00:49] His smile is so white like elephant ivory

[00:00:54] He's so handsome and all of his girlfriends

[00:00:58] Are tall and blonde with hourglass curves

[00:01:02] But I don't know many girls

[00:01:05] And I certainly don't know any girls like that

[00:01:08] Even if I did I wouldn't be as cool as Hector Ormano

[00:01:16] One summer day I was sitting on the bridge

[00:01:22] Looking at the water below

[00:01:25] When I heard some laughter and a familiar voice

[00:01:32] Coming from down the road

[00:01:36] It was then that I saw and my heart nearly dropped

[00:01:39] I saw Hector Ormano with some friends

[00:01:43] And as they approached my mind went blank

[00:01:47] As I struggled to find the words

[00:01:50] I was dying to tell him

[00:02:05] As Hector walked by he picked up a stick

[00:02:11] And threw it at my head

[00:02:15] His friends went quiet and Hector said to me

[00:02:25] HHHHHEEEEECCCCCTTTTTOOOOORRRRR

[00:02:36] Hector Ormano is my favorite boxer

[00:02:39] Even though he was mean to me

[00:02:44] My father says I'm a meaningless no one

[00:02:48] Compaired to the perfect Hector Ormano