《Problems》歌词

[00:00:11] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:00:16] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one

[00:00:23] I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol

[00:00:26] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

[00:00:29] Rap critics that say he's 'Money Cash Hoes'

[00:00:31] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those

[00:00:34] If you grew up with holes in your zapper toes

[00:00:37] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough

[00:00:38] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole

[00:00:41] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

[00:00:45] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show

[00:00:48] They don't play my hits well I don't give a **** so

[00:00:51] Rap mags try and use my black ass

[00:00:54] So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads f**kers

[00:00:56] I don't know what you take me as

[00:00:59] Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

[00:01:01] I'm from rags to riches niggaz I ain't dumb

[00:01:04] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:01:06] 99 problems but a B***h ain't one

[00:01:07] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:01:09] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:01:11] The year is ninety-four in my trunk is raw

[00:01:13] In my rear view mirror is the motherf**king law

[00:01:15] Got two choices y'all pull over the car or

[00:01:17] Bounce on the Devil put the pedal to the floor

[00:01:22] And I ain't trying to see no highway chase with Jake

[00:01:25] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case

[00:01:29] So I pull over to the side of the road

[00:01:31] Son do you know why I'm stopping you for

[00:01:34] 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low

[00:01:37] Or do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know

[00:01:41] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'

[00:01:44] Well you was doin fifty-five in the fifty-four

[00:01:45] License and registration and step out of the car

[00:01:48] Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are

[00:01:52] I ain't stepping out of **** all my papers legit

[00:01:55] Well do you mind if I look around the car a little bit

[00:01:58] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk in the back

[00:02:03] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

[00:02:06] Aren't you sharp as a tack you should try out

[00:02:08] For lawyer or something somebody important or something

[00:02:12] Child I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit

[00:02:16] Enough that you won't illegally search my ****

[00:02:19] Well we'll see how smart you are when the canine comes

[00:02:21] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:02:23] 99 problems but a B***h ain't one

[00:02:25] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:28] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:02:30] 99 problems but a B***h ain't one

[00:02:32] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:02:34] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:02:36] Now once upon a time not too long ago

[00:02:38] A n***a like myself had to strong arm a hoe

[00:02:39] This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy

[00:02:42] But a P***y having no goddamn sense try an' push me

[00:02:44] I try to ignore him talk to the Lord

[00:02:46] Pray for him but some fools just love to perform

[00:02:49] You know the type loud as a motorbike

[00:02:52] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

[00:02:57] And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clapping and

[00:03:02] He and his boys gon' be yapping to the Captain

[00:03:04] And there I go trapped in the Kit-Kat again

[00:03:06] Back through the system with the riff-raff again

[00:03:09] Fiends on the floor scratching again

[00:03:12] Paparazzis with they cameras snapping them

[00:03:14] D A try to give a n***a shaft again

[00:03:17] Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African

[00:03:21] All because this fool was harassing them

[00:03:23] Trying to play the boy like he's saccharing

[00:03:25] But ain't nutting sweet 'bout how I hold my gun

[00:03:27] I got 99 problems B and a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:03:31] 99 problems but a B***h ain't one

[00:03:32] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:35] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:03:38] 99 problems but a B***h ain't one

[00:03:40] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:43] I got 99 problems but a B***h ain't one hit me

[00:03:46] Having girl problems I feel bad for you son

[00:03:49] I got 99 problems and a B***h ain't one ha ha

[00:03:52] You crazy for this one Rick it's your boy