《Not so Kool-Aid(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] I'll tell you what dream used to scare me

[00:00:01] When I was a little kid

[00:00:02] Used to actually totally give me nightmares:

[00:00:04] Remember those kool-aid commercials

[00:00:07] Where that no that talking bowl of punch

[00:00:09] He would come crashing through

[00:00:10] Your f**kin' wall in your living room

[00:00:13] You wouldn't even know it

[00:00:14] Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh Yeah

[00:00:20] Right And all the little kids were all excited "Yes Yes "

[00:00:24] And then they would drink out of him

[00:00:26] After debris fell in his open dumb head

[00:00:31] He would pour himself "Oh yeah Oh yeah "

[00:00:35] Him and his crazy tights

[00:00:37] I don't like that I don't like when juice wears tights

[00:00:40] It's a horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights

[00:00:45] F**k drinking out of him if that was me I'd be like

[00:00:47] "No no no

[00:00:48] You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work

[00:00:51] He's gunna beat me with a belt

[00:00:52] He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here

[00:00:55] You stupid idiot

[00:00:56] Yeah comin' through the wall is real f**kin' cool

[00:00:58] Using the front door is cool

[00:01:00] Don't touch me you drink

[00:01:02] Don't touch me you giant beverage

[00:01:04] You are sweating or condensating

[00:01:05] I will kick you in the tights

[00:01:07] And you will go down your very top heavy

[00:01:09] You glass bitch

[00:01:12] You glass bastard "

[00:01:15] "Oh yeah "

[00:01:15] "Oh no Naughty naughty kool-aid "

[00:01:22] "Oh yeah "

[00:01:23] "No no"

[00:01:25] "Oh yeah "

[00:01:25] "No "

[00:01:27] Not So Kool-Aid - Dane Cook