《The Nothing Fight》歌词

[00:00:01] Am i the only person here who loves to watch a couple together

[00:00:05] That hates each others guts?

[00:00:09] That has to be the most entertaining thing when you see two people

[00:00:14] That just hate each other..together,

[00:00:19] And look we＇ve all been there everybodys been in that situation

[00:00:22] Where you will stay with somebody you don't even like them.

[00:00:25] Two weeks in and already you like ＂pshh＂, no way.

[00:00:27] I can't stand this peroson,

[00:00:29] I＇ll hang around for 5 or 6 years then we can end this thing violantly.

[00:00:34] I got time. Girls you make the craziest excuses to stay,

[00:00:42] Your friends will try and get you out of it...

[00:00:43] ＂Why don't you just go?Seriously Jill just go, Jill?He＇s a jerk off.

[00:00:49] Just take your sh*t and go.＂

[00:00:51] Your like ＂I can't just go Kim, its not that simple, my cd＇s are in his truck

[00:00:56] I can＇t just walk away from 40 or 50 cd＇s.

[00:01:00] Its gonna take 2 or 3 more years of a abuse until I can leave with my cd＇s.＂

[00:01:10] That couple is the best, they fight over everything.

[00:01:14] Every little thing-huge explosion.

[00:01:18] And its not even about the thing, its about the fact that they wanna stab

[00:01:21] Eachother in the neck with a steak knife because they hate eachother＇s

[00:01:24] Existance. they get in what i call ＂nothing fights.＂

[00:01:30] Fights about absolutely nothing.

[00:01:32] Right, you see them waiting in line for the movie theatre.

[00:01:34] They hold hands, but its not loving at all. Its like this rigamortis,

[00:01:39] Romatioid athritis, red rover grip that they got going on.

[00:01:49] And everything＇s an arguement.

[00:01:50] ＂I should probably bring my jacket, I might get cold.＂

[00:01:53] ＂You bring your f**king jacket. Ya think. Do ya think?

[00:01:59] Yes. What if they＇re pumpin＇AC in there, and then your cold

[00:02:03] I have to go out and I miss the previews cause I gotta get your

[00:02:05] F**kin＇jacket. bring your jacket.＂

[00:02:13] I love nothing fights. The best nothing fight I have ever seen in my life.

[00:02:17] I was at the supermarket a few months ago and I＇m going down the aisle

[00:02:21] And i＇m at the stoffer＇s fresh bread pizzas,

[00:02:24] And i＇m deciding do i want four cheese or one cheese.

[00:02:29] Cause sometimes, I like a lot of cheese. Sometimes,

[00:02:33] I like a dancing pluffera of cheese in my mouth.

[00:02:36] And then sometimes, I＇m into a more solo cheese adventure.

[00:02:39] Just a single, one on one. Me and one cheese.

[00:02:43] Then sometimes I want an orgy of cheese on my plate.

[00:02:48] So as I＇m standing there, contemplating my cheese future,

[00:02:50] I hear the nothing fight going on in the next aisle.

[00:02:54] I don't know exactly what they are saying, but I hear mumbles and

[00:02:57] Grumbles.

[00:02:58] Ok. I hear the guy going ＂*grumbles*＂and I hear the girl she＇s like

[00:03:07] [girl voice

[00:03:13] *even more grumbles*care..＂[guy

[00:03:16] I don't even care *grumbles again*care...＂

[00:03:25] I hear the nothing fight. I start getting so excited.

[00:03:31] I＇m like I gotta go watch this, I gotta go see this.

[00:03:33] I＇m so excited I leave my cart. You never leave your cart.

[00:03:39] God forbid somebody comes into the store and wants exactly that sh*t.

[00:03:43] And they＇re like ＂What. Jackpot. This is everything I wanted.＂

[00:04:00] I＇m peeking around the Intimate cookies and I＇m watching the best nothing

[00:04:04] Fight that i＇ve ever been a part of.

[00:04:07] They＇re in eachother＇s face. Ok, and the guy is saying to the girl and

[00:04:10] He＇s doing it like this

[00:04:11] ＂Do we have any jelly in the house?Do we or do we not have jelly.

[00:04:14] You said we did last time. I＇m looking in the cabinets and I don't see

[00:04:17] Any god damn jelly. i just wanna know if we have any jelly in the house.＂

[00:04:20] And she＇s egging him on, she＇s like [girl voice

[00:04:22] ＂I don't even like jelly. I don't even like jelly. I get hives if I even look at

[00:04:27] Jelly. wha--i don't even know about jelly. i＇ve never even--what is jelly.

[00:04:30] I don't even care.＂And he＇s like

[00:04:36] ＂I don't even give a sh*t about the hives. I want jelly in the f**kin＇house.

[00:04:40] Stat. Pronto. Tonite. I don't give a--I will break your neck and pour

[00:04:45] Jelly all over your body and pray to the gods of jelly to burn your soul

[00:04:52] In a jelly like hell. now get the jelly!＂

[00:04:57] I＇m so excited, I＇m eating the Intimates out of the box.

[00:05:00] I＇ve opened a box and I am eating.

[00:05:02] ＂I＇ll pay for it. Relax. I know you＇re concerned, but I paid.＂

[00:05:11] This is the point during the nothing fight that I like to get involved.

[00:05:19] I have to get involved and I have to say something.

[00:05:21] Just a little jab, a little poke that will fuel the fire.

[00:05:26] And help take it to the next level. As they＇re going back and forth,

[00:05:30] I walk buy them, I lean in, and I go like this,

[00:05:32] ＂hey dude, dude, dude, I know what you mean about the jelly bro.

[00:05:37] Tell this twat to get jelly. Now.＂

[00:05:44] [guy

[00:05:46] What, Twat!Good word. Thanks bro. I didnt ev-I forgot about that word.

[00:05:50] GET THE JELLY TWAT!Great word dude, great word. Twat. Yes.＂