《Just Wanna Dance (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] My friends took me out the other night.

[00:00:01] They were like ＂Dude we gotta go out man. Let＇s go.＂

[00:00:06] I was like, ＂I don't wanna go out.＂

[00:00:07] ＂Come on dude. Let＇s go get some chicks!＂

[00:00:10] Yea?Just like that?

[00:00:17] What about that whole middle ground where you＇re an IDIOT!＂

[00:00:19] ＂No dude... Let＇s go get some chicks!＂

[00:00:27] So they wanna go out dancing, right.

[00:00:28] Which we go, guys, we go to the clubs cuz that＇s where you go.

[00:00:32] The girls go. Girls go to DANCE. You get ready with your friends,

[00:00:38] ＂Let＇s go dance tonight!Let＇s just-f**k guys tonight.

[00:00:42] Let＇s just stand in a circle around our shoes and our pocketbooks

[00:00:46] And lets just dance. and if guys come near us we＇ll tazer them. no guys.＂

[00:00:53] You never hear a guy say to one of his buddies,

[00:00:57] ＂Hey. Listen. Mike. Michael. Tonight, dude, I gotta dance. What?Chicks?

[00:01:04] No, no, f**k chicks dude. I wanna dance!I just wanna express

[00:01:08] Myself throught the art of dance, mike. i don＇t wanna see a chick.＂

[00:01:18] Then we just go to the club and we stand over in the

[00:01:20] Corner and stare at you while you＇re out there.

[00:01:22] ＂MINE!She's MINE!＂

[00:01:28] It＇s not like in the old days where you come up and are like

[00:01:30] ＂May I have this dance please?＂

[00:01:31] Yanno?We just f**king out of nowhere POWPOW etc...

[00:01:37] What＇s up?POWPOWPOW You mind if I knock against you with my cock?

[00:01:42] POWPOW Just for about an hour?POW My denim cock?

[00:01:52] And the lights are blinking so you＇re like, ＂Is he good looking?

[00:01:54] Is he f**king ugly?What is this?If he＇s good looking, that＇s fine.

[00:01:58] But if he＇s ugly...＂

[00:02:01] Right, if he＇s ugly you turn back to your friends you＇re like,

[00:02:05] ＂Help me!＂

[00:02:06] ＂OOH right thank you so much!＂

[00:02:13] You go dancing, right. Here＇s the thing it＇s like yanno.

[00:02:14] I＇m a young guy but I don＇t care man.

[00:02:16] The f**king music at the clubs is usually way too loud.

[00:02:20] That one beat all night

[00:02:21] *makes beat*

[00:02:23] Right?Then you＇re dancing but in the back of your head you＇re like,

[00:02:25] ＂This is kinda f**king loud!I would enjoy this if it was a little tiny bit lower.

[00:02:30] Just a little tiny bit!＂But then you realize it＇s so loud because

[00:02:35] You＇re dancing in front of the f**king speakers. yanno. you didn＇t know.

[00:02:39] You＇re like, ＂Oh sh*t we＇re in front of the goddamn speakers!＂

[00:02:41] The whole place is f**king speakers.

[00:02:43] You think you＇re going into the bathroom. You＇re like,

[00:02:45] ＂I＇m in the f**king woofer!How did I get in here?＂

[00:02:48] ＂Oh my god!Don＇t go in that door. It＇s not the bathroom guys.

[00:02:50] That＇s the woofer!They should put a sign that says the woofer cuz

[00:02:54] This is the bathroom.＂and they just play that one beat all night

[00:03:00] *makes beat*

[00:03:01] Somebody scream!Alright?And all night everyone-oh scream!

[00:03:06] The at the end of the night, 3 hours later. They turn on the lights.

[00:03:10] Music goes off and all you can hear for 3 days is

[00:03:12] *buzzing sound*

[00:03:12] You leave the club. Your friends are trying to talk to you they＇re like

[00:03:30] *muffled voice saying hells knows what*

[00:03:48] If I ever get really rich I＇m just gonna open a bar.

[00:03:50] It＇s gonna be called Head. And if you come there.

[00:03:53] You know what the f**k＇s up!It would be like 150 guys,

[00:04:00] ＂Where are the f**kin chicks dude?Why aren＇t they coming out to Head?＂

[00:04:04] ＂Because they＇re down the street at TGI Lick my Pussies. That＇s why.

[00:04:12] We gotta come up with some better apps.

[00:04:13] Cus they＇re down at TGI Lick my pussies.＂