《Dr Benway Operates》歌词

[00:00:00] Dr Benway Operates - William S. Burroughs (威廉·S·柏洛兹)

[00:00:21] The lavatory has been locked for three hours solid....

[00:00:24] I think they are using it for an operating room....

[00:00:28] The lavatory has been locked for three hours solid....

[00:00:31] I think they are using it for an operating room....

[00:00:41] NURSE: "I can't find her pulse, doctor."

[00:00:45] DR. BENWAY: "[Incomprehensible

[00:00:48] He looks around and ... up toilet plunger

[00:00:52] He advances on the patient....

[00:00:54] "Make an incision, Doctor Limpf,"

[00:00:57] He says to his appalled assistant....

[00:00:59] "I'm going to massage the heart."

[00:01:03] Dr. Limpf shrugs and begins the incision.

[00:01:06] Dr. Benway washes the suction cup

[00:01:09] By swishing it around in the toilet-bowl....

[00:01:12] NURSE: "Shouldn't it be sterilized, doctor?"

[00:01:15] DR. BENWAY: "Very likely but there's no time."

[00:01:20] He sits on the suction cup like a cane seat

[00:01:23] Watching his assistant make the incision....

[00:01:26] "You young squirts couldn't lance a pimple

[00:01:31] Without an electric vibrating scalpel

[00:01:33] With automatic drain and suture....

[00:01:35] All the skill is going out of surgery....

[00:01:38] All the know-how and make-do...

[00:01:42] Did I ever tell you about the time I performed

[00:01:44] An appendectomy with a rusty sardine can?

[00:01:48] And once I was caught short without instrument one

[00:01:51] And removed a uterine tumor with my teeth.

[00:01:56] That was in the Upper Effendi, and besides..."

[00:02:04] "The incision is ready, doctor."

[00:02:06] Dr. Benway forces the cup into the incision and works it up and down.

[00:02:10] Blood spurts all over the nurse, the doctors and the wall....

[00:02:14] The cup makes a horrible sucking sound.

[00:02:18] NURSE: "I think she's gone, doctor."

[00:02:21] DR. BENWAY: "Well, it's all in the day's work."

[00:02:25] He walks across the room to a medicine cabinet....

[00:02:28] "Some f**king drug addict has cut my coc*ine with Saniflush!

[00:02:33] Nurse! Send the boy out to fill this RX on the double!"

[00:02:38] -End-