《These are Not my Children》歌词

[00:00:01] They think it is so funny when

[00:00:03] They flatten my new hat

[00:00:05] They think they are so clever

[00:00:07] When they try to dress the cat

[00:00:10] They hide my car keys and my shoes

[00:00:12] They kick and scream and fuss

[00:00:15] And when do their homework

[00:00:17] They leave it on the bus

[00:00:22] But these are not my children;

[00:00:28] My kids are polite

[00:00:32] I think someone switched them

[00:00:36] In the middle of the night

[00:00:42] My kids never leave their clothes

[00:00:44] In piles on the floor

[00:00:46] And when they use the bathroom

[00:00:49] They always close the door

[00:00:52] My kids are so well behaved;

[00:00:54] They never ever fight

[00:00:56] They're patient and obedient

[00:00:58] And are extremely bright

[00:01:04] But these are not my children;

[00:01:09] My kids are polite

[00:01:14] I think someone switched them

[00:01:18] In the middle of the night

[00:01:46] My kids listen when I speak

[00:01:48] They follow every rule

[00:01:50] My kids do not yell at me

[00:01:53] They're never late for school

[00:01:55] My kids don't drop cookie crumbs

[00:01:58] When they eat a snack

[00:02:00] My kids wear clean underwear;

[00:02:02] My kids don't talk back

[00:02:04] But these are not my children;

[00:02:12] My kids are polite

[00:02:17] I think someone switched them

[00:02:21] In the middle of the night

[00:02:27] But these are not my children;

[00:02:32] My kids are polite

[00:02:37] I think someone switched them

[00:02:41] In the middle of the night