《I Don’t Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair》歌词

[00:00:00] I Don't Brush my Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair - Barry Louis Polisar

[00:00:17] I don't brush my teeth;

[00:00:19] I never comb my hair

[00:00:23] I wear the same socks everyday

[00:00:27] And I don't care

[00:00:33] I never have to clean my room

[00:00:36] I never change my shirt

[00:00:39] I like my pants the way they are;

[00:00:43] Ripped and caked with dirt

[00:00:47] I wash my hands on Sunday

[00:00:52] Monday I change my clothes

[00:00:56] There's lint stuck in my belly button

[00:01:00] And dirt in between my toes

[00:01:22] I ride the bus to school each day

[00:01:25] Everyone makes room for me

[00:01:29] I like to shower twice a year

[00:01:32] To help me socially

[00:01:38] My teacher never calls on me

[00:01:41] She's so afraid she'l faint

[00:01:45] She says my grammars good enough

[00:01:49] But I'm almost sure it ain't

[00:01:53] Take a whiff if you want to;

[00:02:14] Come close if you dare

[00:02:18] But I don't brush my teeth

[00:02:21] And I never comb my hair