《The Laughing Gnome》歌词

[00:00:00] Artist：david bowie

[00:00:03] Songs Title：the laughing gnome

[00:00:14] I was walking down the high street

[00:00:18] When I heard footsteps behind me

[00:00:22] And there was a little old man （hello）

[00:00:25] In scarlet and grey shuffling away （laughter）

[00:00:30] Well he trotted back to my house

[00:00:33] And he sat beside the telly （oaah ）

[00:00:37] With his tiny hands on his tummy

[00:00:40] Chuckling away laughing all day （laughter）

[00:00:44] Oh I ought to report you to the gnome office

[00:00:46] （gnome office）

[00:00:48] Yes

[00:00:48] （hahahahaha）

[00:00:50] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:52] Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me

[00:00:54] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:00:58] Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me

[00:01:02] Said the laughing gnome

[00:01:07] Well I gave him roasted toadstools

[00:01:10] And a glass of dandelion wine （burp pardon）

[00:01:14] Then I put him on a train to eastbourne

[00:01:17] Carried his bag and gave him a fag

[00:01:20] （havent you got a light boy ）

[00:01:23] Here where do you come from

[00:01:24] （gnome-mans land hahihihi）

[00:01:26] Oh really

[00:01:28] In the morning when I woke up

[00:01:31] He was sitting on the edge of my bed

[00:01:35] With his brother whose name was fred

[00:01:38] Hed bought him along to sing me a song

[00:01:41] Right lets hear it

[00:01:43] Here whats that clicking noise

[00:01:44] （thats fred hes a metrognome haha）

[00:01:47] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:51] Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me

[00:01:54] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:01:57] Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me

[00:02:01] （own up Im a gnome aint I right haha）

[00:02:04] Havent you got an ome to go to

[00:02:05] （no were gnomads）

[00:02:07] Didnt they teach you to get your hair cut at school

[00:02:08] You look like a rolling gnome

[00:02:09] （no not at the london school of ecognomics）

[00:02:13] Now theyre staying up the chimney

[00:02:17] And were living on caviar and honey （hooray ）

[00:02:21] Cause theyre earning me lots of money

[00:02:23] Writing comedy prose for radio shows

[00:02:26] Its the-er （what ）

[00:02:28] Its the gnome service of course

[00:02:33] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:36] Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me

[00:02:40] Ha ha ha oh dear me

[00:02:43] （ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:45] Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me

[00:02:50] Ha ha ha hee hee hee

[00:02:52] Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me）

[00:02:55] （one more time yeah）