《Shirt》歌词

[00:00:01] Shirt (2007 Digital Remaster) - Bonzo Dog Band

[00:00:14] Hello well that was the sound of

[00:00:16] Rogers Wah Wah Rabbits

[00:00:18] You heard them eating endive there

[00:00:20] That's very cheap at this time of the year

[00:00:22] But now here in Willesden Green

[00:00:24] Yes brr it's a bit chilly

[00:00:25] But no matter because here comes a gentleman

[00:00:28] And were going to talk to him about shirts

[00:00:31] Excuse me sir

[00:00:32] Would you mind talking to us about shirts

[00:00:34] Do what About shirts shirts Yes

[00:00:38] Cause I've got plenty at home good grief

[00:00:43] And here comes a lady

[00:00:44] With an enchanting little kangaroo

[00:00:48] And I'm going to ask her

[00:00:50] Something about shirts

[00:00:52] No I'm not because she's given me

[00:00:54] A rather a vulgar sign

[00:00:56] Would you excuse me

[00:00:58] Would you mind

[00:00:59] Were talking about shirts

[00:01:01] Huh About shirts

[00:01:03] Shirts

[00:01:04] Yes the problem of shirts

[00:01:06] The kind of um you know

[00:01:08] Are they necessary Shirts

[00:01:10] Where it is

[00:01:12] Where it is yes where is shirts

[00:01:14] I don't know

[00:01:15] You don't know

[00:01:16] Um oh dear

[00:01:18] There's a gentleman marching down here with

[00:01:23] A very determined stride

[00:01:25] He looks a little cautious

[00:01:29] He's hopping

[00:01:31] Excuse me sir

[00:01:32] Would you mind talking to me for

[00:01:33] A moment at all

[00:01:34] Uh uh what do you mean guvnor

[00:01:36] Well were talking about shirts

[00:01:38] About are they still necessary

[00:01:40] Do you think I mean

[00:01:41] Do you think they should

[00:01:42] They stop making shirts

[00:01:43] Oh no not at all a mans not Dr

[00:01:45] Not dressed unless he's got a nice shirt on

[00:01:46] Governor

[00:01:47] Not really

[00:01:48] What about the lengths of the shirt

[00:01:49] Because the old ones used to be very long

[00:01:51] Well I'm more for the short shirt

[00:01:52] The old types old-fashioned mate

[00:01:54] Gotta be a bit modern these days

[00:01:55] Governor ain't yer Yes

[00:01:57] Well you're certain with it anyway

[00:01:59] Well you've got to be with it

[00:02:01] Of course It's uh

[00:02:01] Yes right okay well

[00:02:02] Thank you very much

[00:02:03] See you right ho bye bye bye bye

[00:02:06] Well I think were going to

[00:02:07] Have to leave it there

[00:02:08] And I'm going to take you right away

[00:02:10] Straight over To the Earls Court Olympia

[00:02:11] To watch the shirt event

[00:02:14] I'll repeat that the shirt event

[00:02:17] I'll repeat that

[00:02:18] The shirt event

[00:02:19] I'll repeat that the shirt event

[00:02:22] I'll repeat that the shirt event

[00:02:24] Good morning could I have

[00:02:40] This shirt cleaned express please

[00:02:41] Yes that'll be three weeks

[00:02:43] Dearie three weeks

[00:02:44] But the sign outside says 59-minute cleaners

[00:02:47] Yes that's just the name of the shop luv

[00:02:48] We take three weeks to do a shirt

[00:02:50] Shirt shirt shirt shakin' the shirt

[00:03:10] Shirt shirt shirt shakin' the shirt

[00:03:18] Well theyre shakin' my shirt all over the place

[00:03:20] But it's been thrown right back in my face

[00:03:23] Shirt shirt shirt shakin' the shirt

[00:03:37] New horizons in sound now as Roger

[00:03:39] Plays a solo on the electric shirt collar

[00:03:54] Shirt shirt shirt shakin' the shirt

[00:04:11] Shirt shirt shirt shakin' the shirt