《RANT(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] I went to a Catholic

[00:00:01] School for four years

[00:00:02] And I also went to garage

[00:00:03] Band for 20 minutes

[00:00:04] And this is the product of that

[00:00:06] Hit it

[00:00:28] All the seats at the Sunday masses

[00:00:30] Filled with the mass's massive asses

[00:00:32] Classes pass as fast as molasses

[00:00:34] Ceremonial reading glasses

[00:00:36] Read a little bit of Leviticus

[00:00:38] All the kids are a little

[00:00:39] Too little for this

[00:00:40] All the parents nod in agreement

[00:00:42] I think I can vaguely

[00:00:43] See what he meant

[00:00:44] It's too early in the morning glory

[00:00:46] To read another allegory story

[00:00:48] The father reads a little bit farther

[00:00:50] Assuring the assured that

[00:00:51] They need not bother

[00:00:52] When God in verse 45 said

[00:00:54] The slaves are okay to buy

[00:00:56] He meant that people

[00:00:57] All from the start

[00:00:57] Each have slaves withing their hearts

[00:01:00] Things that we have sold or

[00:01:01] Boughten that are forced

[00:01:02] To pick our moral cotton

[00:01:04] God calls us to set these free

[00:01:06] Free our hearts from slavery

[00:01:08] And then as God goes on to explain

[00:01:10] The logistics of buying

[00:01:11] And selling slaves

[00:01:14] Uh he ju the Bible sorta like

[00:01:16] Uh it's like typos didn'

[00:01:20] In the back I sit and I nod to

[00:01:22] The beats that are

[00:01:23] Bumpin' from my iPod

[00:01:24] My god they're starting to pray

[00:01:26] And over the music

[00:01:27] I can hear them say

[00:01:28] Dear God dear Lord dear

[00:01:30] Vague muscular man with a

[00:01:31] Beard or a sword

[00:01:32] Dear good all seeing being

[00:01:34] My way or the highway Yahweh

[00:01:36] The blue balled anti masturbator

[00:01:38] The great all loving faggot hater

[00:01:40] I'd like to thank your holy might

[00:01:41] For making me both rich and white

[00:01:44] And though this is your day

[00:01:46] Of rest I come to you

[00:01:47] With one request

[00:01:48] There's so much pain

[00:01:49] Beyond this steeple

[00:01:50] Wars and drugs and homeless people

[00:01:52] Sadness where there should be joy

[00:01:54] Hate and rape and Soulja Boy

[00:01:56] A world in darkness needs your

[00:01:57] Light so I'm sure your

[00:01:59] Schedule's pretty tight

[00:02:00] But my dog just had surgery

[00:02:01] If you could fix that first

[00:02:04] Jesus

[00:02:07] Debra Messing's fingers in a

[00:02:09] Holy place Hail Mary full of Grace

[00:02:16] Obama could you pass

[00:02:17] Some hope to the Pope

[00:02:18] I know a couple dude's

[00:02:19] Who wanna elope

[00:02:20] See the church said nope

[00:02:21] So the bros can't cope

[00:02:22] The bros can grope but

[00:02:23] The bros can't cope

[00:02:24] They've been in love and

[00:02:25] They've been edicted

[00:02:26] Who said they shouldn't Benedict did

[00:02:28] Cause in the holy land of

[00:02:29] The lord he's the holy landlord

[00:02:31] And dicks are evicted

[00:02:32] Cause you can be a Benedict

[00:02:34] If you've been a dick

[00:02:35] Under Benedict but

[00:02:36] You can't have Benedicts because

[00:02:38] There's only one pope

[00:02:39] And only one dick

[00:02:40] What Yeah a dick on a Pope is

[00:02:42] Just like a soap on a rope cause it's

[00:02:44] Pointless unless in prison

[00:02:46] Throw up your bibles

[00:02:47] Christ has risen

[00:02:48] Hallelujah now it's raining men

[00:02:50] Because the gender ratio is 1 to 10

[00:02:52] Winos at the Eucharist

[00:02:53] Station trans gendered substantiation

[00:02:56] Jesus wasn't the messiah get

[00:02:58] Back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire

[00:03:00] It was Oedipus and those holy nights

[00:03:02] The holy motherf**king Christ

[00:03:04] I'm a blasphemah post

[00:03:05] Katrina cruising the marina

[00:03:07] On a crusade to cruise aids

[00:03:09] And blast FEMA

[00:03:10] You're too late we're

[00:03:11] F**ked we don't need ya

[00:03:12] In the name of the

[00:03:14] Father Son and Holy Ghost

[00:03:16] Head shoulders knees and toes

[00:03:18] Turn up your nose strike that pose

[00:03:20] HEY MACARENA

[00:03:21] RANT - Bo Burnham