《I’m Not Stalking You (I’m Just Calling a Lot)》歌词

[00:00:04] The waiting room what a place for our first kiss

[00:00:10] Isn't it weird that we both have the same therapist

[00:00:15] All my time with you was so precious

[00:00:19] I know we'll probably wind up being Mr and Mrs

[00:00:23] Because I wined and dined you

[00:00:25] At the Ritz remember that

[00:00:28] I drank so much I got the s**ts remember that

[00:00:30] I got you that facial

[00:00:34] And then that massage what about that

[00:00:36] But you never would let me give you a colonic

[00:00:39] What was up with that

[00:00:43] Whatever

[00:00:46] I'm not stalking you

[00:00:48] I'm just calling a lot

[00:00:50] I'm not trying to upset you

[00:00:53] I'm not

[00:00:55] Who's this Kevin guy

[00:00:56] I think I should know

[00:00:59] I didn't give up three weeks of my life

[00:01:01] Just to let you go

[00:01:03] Oh no I don't give up that easy

[00:01:07] C'mon I think we can work it out sweetie

[00:01:11] For 19 days we were in love you f**king b***h

[00:01:16] Oh my god what did I just say

[00:01:19] I didn't mean it

[00:01:21] But you took the dog and all the booze

[00:01:23] And I got jack

[00:01:25] You know those Betsy Johnson skirts and Prada shoes

[00:01:28] I think I want those back yeah

[00:01:29] In fact why don't you just give me back everything

[00:01:30] I ever gave you everything

[00:01:31] Including my heart

[00:01:32] Which you took out of my chest still beating

[00:01:33] And threw it on the ground

[00:01:33] And did some kind of satanic river dance on it

[00:01:35] And doused it with gasoline lit it on fire

[00:01:37] And then put the fire out with some kind of meat tenderizer

[00:01:38] And as if that wasn't enough

[00:01:38] You had to sit on it and let one

[00:01:39] I'm not stalking you

[00:01:41] I'm just calling a lot

[00:01:43] I'm not trying to freak you out

[00:01:46] I'm not

[00:01:48] Oh I saw that Kevin guy

[00:01:50] I thought you should know

[00:01:53] He seems okay

[00:01:53] But it's time for him to go

[00:01:57] That's right

[00:01:58] I think he should get out of the picture right quick

[00:02:00] In fact you know what

[00:02:02] I think he should probably suck my d**k

[00:02:05] You heard me I think he should probably suck my d**k

[00:02:09] I'm fine alone don't worry about me

[00:02:12] I said I'm fine

[00:02:15] See you don't understand

[00:02:16] That I know that you're still mine

[00:02:19] We've got the perfect relationship

[00:02:21] In my head

[00:02:22] Just like that one movie

[00:02:23] Ted Bob Carol and Alice

[00:02:24] Did I say Ted

[00:02:24] That movie that you wanted me to watch remember

[00:02:26] Maybe maybe we should watch it now

[00:02:27] Because I got at home

[00:02:28] And it's on permanent loop in my apartment

[00:02:30] You can come over we can shnuggle up

[00:02:30] And watch your f**king movie

[00:02:31] How about that

[00:02:31] If I wanna watch your f**king movie

[00:02:32] It's okay no

[00:02:37] I'm not stalking you

[00:02:39] I'm just calling a lot

[00:02:41] I'm not gonna f**king R**e you or anything

[00:02:44] Seriously I'm not

[00:02:45] Oh where's that Kevin guy

[00:02:47] Have they found him yet

[00:02:50] You know they're looking in the totally wrong place

[00:02:52] I bet

[00:02:55] Finally got him to suck my d**k

[00:02:57] In fact why don't both of you suck my d**k