《Dorm Daddy》歌词

[00:00:00] Dorm Daddy - Andy Dick/Willie Wisely/Andras Jones

[00:00:08] I'm a 40 year old man

[00:00:11] Haven't had a date in a year and a half

[00:00:15] But my new girlfriend is a freshman college

[00:00:19] So hey baby you do the math

[00:00:23] She's wise beyond her 18 years

[00:00:26] And some say that I'm quite young for my age

[00:00:30] So I would say we meet somewhere in the middle

[00:00:34] Probably somewhere between 27 and 28

[00:00:39] I stay in her dorm

[00:00:42] I moniter her halls

[00:00:46] And if she ever needs a note written to her professor

[00:00:49] I whip out my big old ball point pen

[00:00:54] I call her my peppermint patty

[00:00:58] She calls me her big dorm daddy

[00:01:02] And when she does I say

[00:01:04] Baby please don't call me that it creeps me out

[00:01:09] I told her she looks like molly

[00:01:12] The girl from the breakfast club

[00:01:17] She said I can't wait to meet your friend molly

[00:01:20] And does your breakfast group serve blueberry pancakes

[00:01:22] Cause I love em

[00:01:24] And I said oh yeah they sure do

[00:01:27] With syrup and butter to spare

[00:01:30] And you know what baby

[00:01:32] I think that one day we're gonna cross that bridge

[00:01:35] As if that generation gap wasn't there

[00:01:40] I call her peppermint patty

[00:01:44] She calls me her big dorm daddy

[00:01:48] And when she does I say

[00:01:50] Baby what'd I tell you about calling me that

[00:01:54] You said don't

[00:01:55] So why do you keep doing it

[00:01:56] Are you pushing my buttons

[00:01:58] It's a compliment

[00:01:59] In what way

[00:02:01] I love my daddy

[00:02:02] Well that's what I don't like about it

[00:02:04] I don't want to be compared to your daddy

[00:02:06] But you're not he's a little younger

[00:02:08] Oh oh OK you know what

[00:02:10] And he's

[00:02:10] Let's just dance baby let's waltz

[00:02:13] Who's Walt

[00:02:14] No dance

[00:02:15] Like the bunny hop

[00:02:17] No honey I wasn't born in the 50's

[00:02:19] D**n you

[00:02:22] You don't have school today

[00:02:25] And I certainly ain't gets no class

[00:02:28] So what's say we go back up to your dorm room

[00:02:32] So I can study your astrophysics

[00:02:37] I call her peppermint patty

[00:02:41] She calls me her big cuddly dorm daddy

[00:02:45] And when she does I say

[00:02:47] Baby you got to shut the f**k up with that crap