《Big One》歌词

[00:03:51] Right, now you're all up on your feet, you can listen to Big 9.

[00:03:51] Polly Flinders sat by the cinders,

[00:03:51] Warming her pretty feet,

[00:03:51] A spark flew out, she gave out a shout,

[00:03:51] 'Cos it burnt her on her c*** and seat.

[00:03:51] Shalalalalingdongday, Alalalalalalalala,

[00:03:51] Oh Oh.

[00:03:51] Tom Tom the piper's son,

[00:03:51] Was always gay and hearty,

[00:03:51] He met three fairies on the road,

[00:03:51] They'd been to a goblin party.

[00:03:51] Shalalalalingdongday, Alalalalalalalala,

[00:03:51] Oh Oh.

[00:03:51] The Queen of Hearts had a baby,

[00:03:51] They fired guns and had a feast,

[00:03:51] But when a choirgirl was pregnant,

[00:03:51] They went and fired the priest,

[00:03:51] (Dirty sod.)

[00:03:51] Rub-a-dub-dub, Dread's out in his tub,

[00:03:51] Left all his troubles behind,

[00:03:51] Plays five finger tunes on his organ,

[00:03:51] If he don't stop soon, he'll go blind.

[00:03:51] Shalalalalingdongday, Alalalalalalalala,

[00:03:51] Oh Oh.

[00:03:51] Little Miss Muffett has grown up,

[00:03:51] From all her frills and frocks,

[00:03:51] She's into Bowie and the Osmonds,

[00:03:51] And all of the types of hard rock,

[00:03:51] (What did you say?),

[00:03:51] Rock,

[00:03:51] (Oh, rock.)

[00:03:51] Shalalalalingdongday, Alalalalalalalala,

[00:03:51] Oh Oh.

[00:03:51] Judge Dread he went streaking,

[00:03:51] Into a lady's den,

[00:03:51] She said "What's that you've got hanging?",

[00:03:51] He said "It's only my Big Ten",

[00:03:51] (What more do you want, blood?)

[00:03:51] Shalalalalalalalalala, Shalalalalalalalalala,

[00:03:51] (Bye.)