《Celebrity》歌词

[00:00:00] Celebrity - Pickin' On Series

[00:00:14] Someday I'm gonna be famous do I have talent well no

[00:00:22] These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows

[00:00:29] Can't wait to date a supermodel can't wait to sue my dad

[00:00:36] Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

[00:00:42] 'Cause when you're a celebrity

[00:00:45] It's adios reality

[00:00:48] You can act just like a fool

[00:00:51] People think you're cool

[00:00:52] Just 'cause you're on TV

[00:00:56] I can throw a major fit

[00:00:59] When my latte isn't just how I like it

[00:01:03] When they say I've gone insane

[00:01:05] I'll blame it on the fame

[00:01:06] And the pressures that go with

[00:01:09] Being a celebrity

[00:01:18] I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way

[00:01:26] And I'll get community service no matter which law I break

[00:01:33] I'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff

[00:01:40] But the more they run down my name the more my price goes up

[00:01:46] 'Cause when you're a celebrity

[00:01:49] It's adios reality

[00:01:53] No matter what you do

[00:01:55] People think you're cool

[00:01:56] Just 'cause you're on TV

[00:02:00] I can fall in and out of love

[00:02:03] Have marriages that barely last a month

[00:02:07] When they go down the drain

[00:02:09] I'll blame it on the fame

[00:02:10] And say it's just so tough

[00:02:13] Being a celebrity

[00:02:37] So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west

[00:02:41] To the land of the fun and the sun

[00:02:44] We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires

[00:02:48] Hey hey Hollywood here we come

[00:02:53] 'Cause when you're a celebrity

[00:02:56] It's adios reality

[00:03:00] No matter what you do

[00:03:01] People think you're cool

[00:03:03] Just 'cause you're on TV

[00:03:06] Being a celebrity