《My Name Is》歌词

[00:00:00] My Name Is (我的名字是) - Hip Hop DJs United

[00:00:01] Hi My name is （what ） My name is （who ）

[00:00:04] My name is Slim Shady

[00:00:07] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is （what ）

[00:00:10] My name is Slim Shady

[00:00:13] Ahem excuse me

[00:00:16] Can I have the attention of the class

[00:00:18] For one second

[00:00:24] Hi kids Do you like violence

[00:00:25] （Yeah yeah yeah ）

[00:00:26] Wanna see me stick Nine Inch

[00:00:27] Nails through each one of my eyelids

[00:00:28] （Uh-huh ）

[00:00:29] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did

[00:00:31] （Yeah yeah ）

[00:00:32] Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is

[00:00:34] （Huh ）

[00:00:35] My brain's dead weight

[00:00:36] I'm tryin to get my head straight

[00:00:37] But I can't figure out which

[00:00:38] Spice Girl I want to impregnate （Ummmm ）

[00:00:41] And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead "

[00:00:43] Uh-uhhh "So why's your face red Man you wasted "

[00:00:46] Well since age twelve

[00:00:47] I've felt like I'm someone else

[00:00:48] Cause I hung my original

[00:00:49] Self from the top bunk with a belt

[00:00:52] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

[00:00:54] And smacked her so hard

[00:00:55] I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

[00:00:58] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**

[00:01:00] Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast

[00:01:03] C'mere slut

[00:01:04] （Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog ）

[00:01:06] I don't give a f**k

[00:01:07] God sent me to piss the world off

[00:01:08] Hi My name is （what ） My name is

[00:01:11] （who ）

[00:01:12] My name is Slim Shady

[00:01:14] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

[00:01:17] （what ）

[00:01:17] My name is Slim Shady

[00:01:20] Hi My name is （what ） My name is

[00:01:22] （who ）

[00:01:23] My name is Slim Shady

[00:01:25] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

[00:01:28] （what ）

[00:01:28] My name is Slim Shady

[00:01:30] My English teacher wanted to flunk me

[00:01:32] In junior high

[00:01:33] Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five

[00:01:36] I smacked him in his face with an eraser

[00:01:38] Chased him with a stapler

[00:01:42] Walked in the strip club

[00:01:43] Had my jacket zipped up

[00:01:45] Flashed the bartender

[00:01:45] Then stuck my dick in the tip cup

[00:01:47] Extraterrestrial runnin over pedestrians

[00:01:50] In a spaceship while they screamin at me:

[00:01:52] "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS "

[00:01:54] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

[00:01:56] I just found out my mom

[00:01:57] Does more d**e than I do

[00:01:58] （Damn ）

[00:01:59] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

[00:02:02] Make a record about doin

[00:02:03] Drugs and name it after her

[00:02:04] （Oh thank you ）

[00:02:05] You know you blew up when the women

[00:02:06] Rush your stands

[00:02:07] And try to touch your hands

[00:02:08] Like some screamin

[00:02:09] Usher fans

[00:02:09] （Aaahhhhhh ）

[00:02:10] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

[00:02:12] （Dude can I get your autograph ）

[00:02:13] So I signed it: 'Dear Dave

[00:02:14] Thanks for the support ASSHOLE '

[00:02:16] Hi My name is （what ） My name is

[00:02:19] （who ）

[00:02:19] My name is Slim Shady

[00:02:21] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

[00:02:24] （what ）

[00:02:24] My name is Slim Shady

[00:02:27] Hi My name is （what ） My name is

[00:02:30] （who ）

[00:02:30] My name is Slim Shady

[00:02:32] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

[00:02:35] （what ）

[00:02:36] My name is Slim Shady

[00:02:38] Stop the tape

[00:02:39] This kid needs to be locked away

[00:02:41] （Get him ）

[00:02:41] Dr Dre don't just stand there OPERATE

[00:02:44] I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die

[00:02:46] （F**k that ）

[00:02:47] I'll have to be carried inside

[00:02:48] The cemetery and buried alive

[00:02:49] （Huh yup ） Am I comin or goin

[00:02:51] I can barely decide

[00:02:52] I just drank a fifth of vodka

[00:02:54] Dare me to drive （Go ahead）

[00:02:56] All my life I was very deprived

[00:02:57] I ain't had a woman in years

[00:02:59] And my palms are too hairy to hide

[00:03:01] （Whoops ） Clothes ripped

[00:03:02] Like the Incredible Hulk （hachhh-too）

[00:03:04] I spit when I talk I'll f**k

[00:03:05] Anything that walks （C'mere）

[00:03:07] When I was little I used

[00:03:08] To get so hungry I would throw fits

[00:03:09] HOW YOU GONNA BREAST

[00:03:10] FEED ME MOM （WAH ）

[00:03:11] YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS （WAHHH ）

[00:03:12] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

[00:03:14] Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot

[00:03:16] Myself in the head

[00:03:17] （BANG ）

[00:03:17] I'm steamin mad （Arrrggghhh ）

[00:03:19] And by the way when you see my dad

[00:03:20] （Yeah ）

[00:03:20] Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

[00:03:23] Hi My name is （what ） My name is

[00:03:26] （who ）

[00:03:26] My name is Slim Shady

[00:03:28] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

[00:03:31] （what ）

[00:03:32] My name is Slim Shady

[00:03:34] Hi My name is （what ） My name is

[00:03:37] （who ）

[00:03:38] My name is Slim Shady

[00:03:40] Hi My name is （huh ） My name is

[00:03:42] （what ）

[00:03:43] My name is Slim Shady