《St. George and the Dragonet》歌词

[00:00:00] St. George & The Dragonet - Stan Freberg/His Orchestra

[00:00:08] The legend you are about to hear is true

[00:00:10] Only the needle should

[00:00:11] Be changed to protect the record

[00:00:21] This is the countryside

[00:00:22] My name is St George

[00:00:24] I'm a knight

[00:00:25] Saturday July 10th 8:05 pm

[00:00:27] I was working out of the castle on the night

[00:00:29] Watch when a call came in from the Chief

[00:00:31] A dragon had been devouring maidens

[00:00:32] Homicide My job: slay him

[00:00:39] You call me Chief

[00:00:40] Yes the dragon again devouring maidens

[00:00:42] The King's daughter may be next

[00:00:44] Mmm-hmm You got a lead

[00:00:45] Oh nothing much to go on

[00:00:46] Say did you take that 45 automatic into

[00:00:48] The lab to have them check on it

[00:00:49] Yeah You were right

[00:00:51] I was right

[00:00:51] Yeah It was a gun

[00:00:56] 8:22 pm

[00:00:57] I talked to one of the maidens

[00:00:58] Who had almost been devoured

[00:01:01] Could I talk to you Ma'am

[00:01:02] Who are you

[00:01:03] I'm St George Ma'am Homicide Ma'am

[00:01:05] Want to ask you a few questions Ma'am

[00:01:07] I understand you were almost devoured by the Ma'am

[00:01:08] Is that right dragon

[00:01:09] It was terrible He breathed fire on me

[00:01:12] He burned me already

[00:01:14] How can I be sure of that Ma'am

[00:01:15] Believe me

[00:01:16] I got it straight from the dragon's mouth

[00:01:22] 11:45 pm

[00:01:23] I rode over the King's Highway

[00:01:24] I saw a man

[00:01:25] Stopped to talk to him

[00:01:27] Pardon me Sir

[00:01:28] Could I talk to you for just a minute Sir

[00:01:29] Sure I don't mind

[00:01:30] What do you do for a living

[00:01:31] I'm a knave

[00:01:33] Didn't I pick you up on a 903

[00:01:34] Last year for stealing tarts

[00:01:36] Yeah So what

[00:01:36] Do you want to make a federal case out of it

[00:01:38] No Sir

[00:01:39] We heard there was a dragon

[00:01:40] Operating in this neighborhood

[00:01:41] We just to know if you've seen him

[00:01:42] Sure I seen him

[00:01:43] Mmm-hmm Could you describe him for me

[00:01:45] What's to describe

[00:01:46] You see one dragon

[00:01:47] You seen 'em all

[00:01:48] Would you try to remember Sir

[00:01:49] Just for the record

[00:01:50] We just want to get the facts Sir

[00:01:52] Well he was you know

[00:01:53] He had orange polka dots

[00:01:54] Yes Sir

[00:01:55] Purple feet breathing fire and smoke

[00:01:57] Mmm-hmm

[00:01:57] And one big bloodshot eye

[00:01:59] Right in the middle of his forehead and

[00:02:00] Uh like that

[00:02:02] Notice anything unusual about him

[00:02:03] No he's just your run-of-the-mill dragon

[00:02:05] You know

[00:02:06] Mmm-hmm Yes Sir You can go now

[00:02:07] Hey by the way how you gonna catch him

[00:02:09] I thought you'd never ask A Dragonet

[00:02:16] 3:05 pm

[00:02:17] I was riding back into the courtyard

[00:02:18] To make my report to the lab

[00:02:19] Then it happened It was the dragon

[00:02:25] Hey I'm the fire-breathin' Dragon

[00:02:28] You must be St George right

[00:02:30] Yes Sir

[00:02:31] I can see you got one of them

[00:02:32] New 45 caliber swords

[00:02:34] That's about the size of it

[00:02:35] Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha You slay me

[00:02:39] That's what I wanted to talk to you about

[00:02:41] What do you mean

[00:02:42] I'm taking you in on a 502

[00:02:44] You figure it out

[00:02:45] What's the charge

[00:02:46] Devouring maidens out of season

[00:02:48] Out of season

[00:02:49] You'll never pin that rap on me

[00:02:51] Do you hear me

[00:02:52] Cop

[00:02:52] Yeah I hear you

[00:02:54] I got you on a 412 too

[00:02:55] A 412 What's a 412

[00:02:59] Over-acting Let's go

[00:03:05] On September the 5th

[00:03:06] The Dragon was tried and convicted

[00:03:08] His fire was put out

[00:03:09] And his maiden-devouring license revoked

[00:03:11] Maiden devouring out of season

[00:03:12] Is punishable by a term of not

[00:03:13] Less than 50 or more than 300 years