《A Hymn to Him》歌词

[00:00:00] What in all of heaven could've promted her to go

[00:00:03] After such a triumph as the ball

[00:00:05] What could've depressed

[00:00:07] What could've possessed

[00:00:08] I cannot understand the wretch at all

[00:00:10] My Fair Lady: A Hymn To Him - Julie Andrews

[00:00:20] Women are irrational that's all there is to that

[00:00:22] There heads are full of cotton hay and rags

[00:00:25] They're nothing but exasperating irritating

[00:00:27] Vacillating calculating agitating

[00:00:29] Maddening and infuriating hags

[00:00:38] Pickering

[00:00:39] Why can't a woman be more like a man

[00:00:42] Hmm

[00:00:43] Yes

[00:00:44] Why can't a woman be more like a man

[00:00:48] Men are so honest so thoroughly square

[00:00:51] Eternally noble historic'ly fair

[00:00:54] Who when you win will always give your back a pat

[00:00:57] Well why can't a woman be like that

[00:01:01] Why does ev'ryone do what the others do

[00:01:05] Can't a woman learn to use her head

[00:01:08] Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do

[00:01:11] Why don't they grow up well like their father instead

[00:01:14] Why can't a woman take after a man

[00:01:17] Men are so pleasant so easy to please

[00:01:20] Whenever you are with them you're always at ease

[00:01:24] Would you be slighted if i didn't speak for hours

[00:01:26] Of course not

[00:01:27] Would you be livid if i had a drink or two

[00:01:29] Nonsense

[00:01:30] Would you be wounded if i never sent you flowers

[00:01:32] Never

[00:01:33] Well why can't a woman be like you

[00:01:37] One man in a million may shout a bit

[00:01:40] Now and then there's one with slight defects

[00:01:43] One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit

[00:01:46] But by and large we are a marvelous sex

[00:01:49] Why can't a woman take after like a man

[00:01:53] Men are so friendly good natured and kind

[00:01:56] A better companion you never will find

[00:01:59] If i were hours late for dinner would you bellow

[00:02:02] Of course not

[00:02:02] If i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss

[00:02:04] Nonsense

[00:02:05] Would you complain if i took out another fellow

[00:02:07] Never

[00:02:08] Well why can't a woman be like us

[00:02:13] Mrs pearce you're a woman

[00:02:17] Why can't a woman be more like a man

[00:02:20] Men are so decent such regular chaps

[00:02:24] Ready to help you through any mishaps

[00:02:27] Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum

[00:02:30] Why can't a woman be a chum

[00:02:34] Why is thinking something women never do

[00:02:38] Why is logic never even tried

[00:02:41] Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do

[00:02:44] Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside

[00:02:48] Why can't a woman behave like a man

[00:02:51] If i was a woman who'd been to a ball

[00:02:54] Been hailed as a princess by one and by all

[00:02:57] Would i start weeping like a bathtub overflowing

[00:03:00] And carry on as if my home were in a tree

[00:03:03] Would i run off and never tell me where i'm going

[00:03:06] Why can't a woman be like we