《Dump The Dog》歌词

[00:00:00] Dump The Dog - Loudon Wainwright III

[00:00:12] Dump the dog & feed the garbage

[00:00:14] Mow the floor & sweep the lawn

[00:00:17] Salt & pepper on my porridge

[00:00:20] Some day I'll be dead & gone

[00:00:23] Oh my good girl loves me madly & my bad girl is a flirt

[00:00:29] I'll take the good with the bad gladly

[00:00:31] And I'll treat them both like dirt

[00:00:47] Bread & butter for my breakfast peanut butter for my lunch

[00:00:52] Apple butter for my dinner

[00:00:54] Marjorine for Sunday brunch

[00:00:58] Baseball's fine Football's rougher basketballers are all tall

[00:01:03] But I like hockey hockey's tougher

[00:01:06] You must play without a ball

[00:01:20] It's too much bother & too much trouble I have stood all I can stand

[00:01:26] I'm a son & I'm a father

[00:01:28] I am just a middle man

[00:01:31] When I wake up in the morning I hop up right out of bed

[00:01:37] Unless of course I am hung over

[00:01:39] Then I pretend that I am dead

[00:01:43] Dump the dog & feed the garbage

[00:01:45] Mow the floor & sweep the lawn

[00:01:48] Salt & pepper on my porridge

[00:01:51] Some day I'll be dead & gone