《Crazy Rap》歌词

[00:00:00] (Wait a minute' man. Hey' check this out' tell it. It was this blind man' right?

[00:00:04] You were this blind man' right?

[00:00:06] He was feelin' his way down the street

[00:00:08] With this stick' right?

[00:00:09] Hey. He walked past this fish market'

[00:00:11] You know what I'm sayin'?

[00:00:12] He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'

[00:00:16] Woooooo' good morning' ladies.

[00:00:21] You like that sh*t' man? Hey' man'

[00:00:23] I got a gang of that sh*t' man.

[00:00:25] I tell you what my man on the guitar'

[00:00:28] Fool on the drums'

[00:00:30] Everybody just crowd around the mic'

[00:00:31] I'll tell you all these mutha-f**kin' jokes.

[00:00:34] But first' I'ma start it off like this.

[00:00:36] Hey' help me sing it' homeboy.)

[00:00:38] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.

[00:00:42] We can go to the park after dark'

[00:00:45] Smoke that tumbleweed.

[00:00:47] And as the m*******a burns we can take our

[00:00:49] Turns' singing them dirty rap songs

[00:00:52] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech

[00:00:55] And Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

[00:00:57] So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.

[00:01:01] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'

[00:01:05] Skatin' on Dayton rims.

[00:01:06] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.

[00:01:09] Can I come to you

[00:01:12] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'

[00:01:14] I bet my caddy will.

[00:01:16] Well it was just sundown in a small white town.

[00:01:19] They call it Eastside Palmdale.

[00:01:21] When the Afroman walked through the

[00:01:23] White land' houses went up for sale.

[00:01:26] Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds

[00:01:29] When I met a little girl named Jan.

[00:01:31] I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know

[00:01:33] Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.

[00:01:36] We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the flo'' f**ked

[00:01:39] So long' I grew a f**kin' afro.

[00:01:41] Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right.

[00:01:43] She sucked my dick 'til the sh*t turned white.

[00:01:46] I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba! Got my a**

[00:01:49] Lookin' like a ZEBRA!

[00:01:51] I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way'

[00:01:53] Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.

[00:01:55] I ran. I jumped out the back window'

[00:01:58] But her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4.

[00:02:00] Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right.

[00:02:03] The mutha-f**ker whooped my a** all night.

[00:02:05] But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's

[00:02:08] The best damn p**sy I ever had.

[00:02:10] I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine.

[00:02:12] I'm a f**k that b**ch just one more time.

[00:02:15] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.

[00:02:20] We can go to the park after dark' smoke

[00:02:22] That tumbleweed.

[00:02:24] And as the m*******a burns we can take

[00:02:26] Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

[00:02:29] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'

[00:02:32] Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

[00:02:34] So roll' roll' roll my joint.

[00:02:36] Pick out the seeds and stems.

[00:02:39] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through

[00:02:41] Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims.

[00:02:44] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.

[00:02:49] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'

[00:02:51] I bet my caddy will.

[00:02:54] I met this lady in Hollywood.

[00:02:56] She had green hair'

[00:02:57] But damn she looked good.

[00:02:58] I took her to my house' cause she was fine'

[00:03:01] But she whipped out a dick

[00:03:02] That was bigger than mine.

[00:03:03] I met this lady from Japan'

[00:03:06] Never made love with an African.

[00:03:08] I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice.

[00:03:10] I ate that p**sy like shrimp fried rice.

[00:03:13] Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya.

[00:03:16] I met a woman in the heart of Australia.

[00:03:18] Had a big butt and big titties' too'

[00:03:20] So I hopped in her a** like a kangaroo.

[00:03:22] See' I met this woman from Hawaii.

[00:03:25] Stuck it in her a**'

[00:03:26] And she said' Aiiiiieeee!

[00:03:28] Lips was breakfast' p**sy was lunch' then

[00:03:30] Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.

[00:03:32] Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky.

[00:03:35] She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me.

[00:03:37] I came in her mouth. It was a crisis.

[00:03:39] I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.

[00:03:42] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.

[00:03:47] We can go to the park after dark' smoke

[00:03:50] That tumbleweed.

[00:03:52] And as the m*******a burns we can take

[00:03:54] Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs

[00:03:56] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'

[00:03:59] Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

[00:04:01] I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee.

[00:04:04] Her titties were filled

[00:04:05] With Hennesy.

[00:04:06] That country music nearly drove me crazy'

[00:04:09] But I rode that a** and said' Yes' Miss Daisy!

[00:04:11] Met this lady in Oklahoma;

[00:04:14] Put that p**sy in a coma.

[00:04:16] Met this lady in Michigan;

[00:04:18] I can't wait 'til I f**k

[00:04:19] That b**ch again.

[00:04:21] Met a real black girl in South Carolina;

[00:04:23] F**ked her 'til

[00:04:24] She turned into a white albino.

[00:04:26] F**ked this hooker in Iowa.

[00:04:28] I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her.

[00:04:30] F**ked this girl' down in Georgia; came in her mouth.

[00:04:34] Man' I thought I told ya.

[00:04:35] Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran

[00:04:38] Cross the border of Mexico.

[00:04:40] Fine young thing' said her name's Maria.

[00:04:43] I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.

[00:04:45] I wanna get married' but I can't afford it.

[00:04:47] I know I'm a cry when she gets deported.

[00:04:50] Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need.

[00:04:54] We can go to the park after dark'

[00:04:57] Smoke that tumbleweed.

[00:04:59] And as the m*******a burns

[00:05:01] We can take our turns'

[00:05:02] Singing them dirty rap songs

[00:05:04] Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'

[00:05:07] Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.

[00:05:09] So roll' roll' roll my joint. Pick out

[00:05:12] The seeds and stems.

[00:05:14] Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'

[00:05:17] Skatin' on Dayton rims.

[00:05:19] So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.

[00:05:24] If my tapes and my cds just don't sell'

[00:05:26] I bet my caddy will.

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