《Gather in the Mushrooms》歌词

[00:00:00] Gather in the Mushrooms - Benny Hill/Sophia Loren

[00:00:37] Lucy went down on a farm tried to milk a cow

[00:00:40] Though she tried she couldn't

[00:00:41] Get the hang of it somehow

[00:00:43] The farmer looked at Lucy

[00:00:45] And murmured with a frown

[00:00:46] "Well you just hang on tightly

[00:00:47] Gal and she'll jump up and down "

[00:00:49] Oh gather in the mushrooms put 'em in a pot

[00:00:52] Pop 'em in the oven an serve 'em piping hot

[00:00:57] To make herself more beautiful

[00:00:59] She thought she'd bathe in milk

[00:01:00] She said "I'll have a bathful "

[00:01:01] To her milkman Jackie Wilke

[00:01:03] He said

[00:01:03] "Do you want it pasturized before I pour it in "

[00:01:06] She said

[00:01:06] "No I'll be happy if it comes up to my chin "

[00:01:09] Oh gather in the mushrooms

[00:01:11] Put 'em in a pot

[00:01:12] Pop 'em in the oven

[00:01:13] An serve 'em piping hot

[00:01:17] The farmer called at Lucy one dark

[00:01:19] And stormy night

[00:01:20] She said "You are too old for me

[00:01:22] Because your hair is white "

[00:01:23] He looked into her eyes

[00:01:24] And then he knew he'd have to tell her

[00:01:26] "There's snow upon the roof

[00:01:27] But there's a fire in the cellar "

[00:01:29] Oh gather in the mushrooms

[00:01:31] Put 'em in a pot

[00:01:32] Pop 'em in the oven

[00:01:34] An serve 'em piping hot

[00:01:37] She took him in the kitchen

[00:01:39] She was his turtle dove

[00:01:40] And then she started cooking

[00:01:42] Dumplings on the stove

[00:01:43] She wore a low cut dress

[00:01:44] Oh it was as green as clover

[00:01:46] He jumped with glee

[00:01:47] 'Cause he could see her dumplings boiling over

[00:01:49] Oh gather in the mushrooms

[00:01:51] Put 'em in a pot

[00:01:52] Pop 'em in the oven

[00:01:53] An serve 'em piping hot

[00:01:57] She said

[00:01:58] "You give me half a crown I will read your palm "

[00:02:00] And then she saw his love line

[00:02:02] Went half way up his arm

[00:02:03] So now she's changed her prices

[00:02:05] Although she's just as willing

[00:02:06] It's big fat men at two pound ten

[00:02:08] And little boys a shilling

[00:02:09] Oh gather in the mushrooms put 'em in a pot

[00:02:12] Pop 'em in the oven and serve 'em piping hot

[00:02:15] We're gonna gather in the mushrooms

[00:02:17] Put 'em in a pot

[00:02:18] Pop 'em in the oven and serve them pi ping hot