《Gather In The Mushrooms》歌词

[00:00:00] Gather In The Mushrooms - Benny Hill

[00:00:00] Written by：benny Hill

[00:00:39] Lucy went down on a farm tried to milk a cow

[00:00:42] Though she tried she couldn't

[00:00:43] Get the hang of it somehow

[00:00:45] The farmer looked at lucy

[00:00:46] And murmured with a frown

[00:00:48] Well you just hang on tightly

[00:00:49] Gal and she'll jump up and down

[00:00:51] Oh gather in the mushrooms put 'em in a pot

[00:00:54] Pop 'em in the oven an serve 'em piping hot

[00:00:59] To make herself more beautiful

[00:01:01] She thought she'd bathe in milk

[00:01:02] She said I'll have a bathful

[00:01:03] To her milkman jackie wilke

[00:01:05] He said

[00:01:05] Do you want it pasturized before I pour it in

[00:01:08] She said

[00:01:08] No I'll be happy if it comes up to my chin

[00:01:11] Oh gather in the mushrooms

[00:01:13] Put 'em in a pot

[00:01:14] Pop 'em in the oven

[00:01:16] An serve 'em piping hot

[00:01:19] The farmer called at lucy one dark

[00:01:21] And stormy night

[00:01:22] She said you are too old for me

[00:01:24] Because your hair is white

[00:01:25] He looked into her eyes

[00:01:27] And then he knew he'd have to tell her

[00:01:28] There's snow upon the roof

[00:01:29] But there's a fire in the cellar

[00:01:31] Oh gather in the mushrooms

[00:01:33] Put 'em in a pot

[00:01:34] Pop 'em in the oven

[00:01:36] An serve 'em piping hot

[00:01:40] She took him in the kitchen

[00:01:41] She was his turtle dove

[00:01:42] And then she started cooking

[00:01:44] Dumplings on the stove

[00:01:46] She wore a low cut dress

[00:01:47] Oh it was as green as clover

[00:01:49] He jumped with glee

[00:01:50] 'Cause he could see her dumplings boiling over

[00:01:52] Oh gather in the mushrooms

[00:01:53] Put 'em in a pot

[00:01:55] Pop 'em in the oven

[00:01:56] An serve 'em piping hot

[00:02:00] She said

[00:02:00] You give me half a crown I will read your palm

[00:02:03] And then she saw his love line

[00:02:04] Went half way up his arm

[00:02:06] So now she's changed her prices

[00:02:07] Although she's just as willing

[00:02:09] It's big fat men at two pound ten

[00:02:10] And little boys a shilling

[00:02:12] Oh gather in the mushrooms put 'em in a pot

[00:02:15] Pop 'em in the oven and serve 'em piping hot

[00:02:18] We're gonna gather in the mushrooms

[00:02:19] Put 'em in a pot

[00:02:21] Pop 'em in the oven and serve them pi ping hot